27 People In The Medical Field Tell All About The Weird Stuff They’ve Seen
"EMT here… got called on an early 20s woman with psychotic behavior. We found her completely naked so covered her with a sheet and restrained her on the gurney. Got her to the ER, and started to take her vitals. I put on the BP cuff, and she starts yelling about how this was turning her on and moaning pretty loudly. We get her to stop moaning in the middle of this quite crowed ER, which included an old homeless man on meth accusing us of being satanic clowns and a happy, harmlessly drunk Mexican man who kept inviting us over to try his wife’s ceviche and drink tequila, and I go to take her temp. Oh buddy, she starts giving fellatio to the thermometer. I had no idea what to do, so I looked around and the other EMTs are either shocked or trying not to burst out laughing. All I could muster was “uhh ma’am, please keep your tongue still.”
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