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Turncoat said: 

The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of psychology most of the jokes will go over a typical user's head.

Like this one?

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Well, there's probably some deep psychological reason for that post. But it's like opening a door in a nutjob hospital. In every room, you get one screaming nutwit. None of them really talk to each other or pay attention to anything besides themselves, but there's probably some kind of deep psychological puzzle that you could navigate through to decipher what the fuck they're screaming about. But a nuttie hospital is not conducive to good conversation, is what I'm saying.

And no offense to the OP of that message; said person is very nice and quite intelligent.

There's also SC's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the forum's characterisation- the personal philosophy draws heavily from DSM themed literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these posts, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike SC truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in SC's existential catchphrase "Gaslighting" which itself is a cryptic reference to an old stage play of the same name that became an unsung classic in the late 40s. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as this forum's collective genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

"I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as this forum's collective genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them."

LMFAO That's not me. Fuck you.

I'd love for it to be that way... For there to be "DSM themed literature".. But it's more about why blueberries taste amazing.

Frankly, I'm tired of you... simpletons. I'm going to go hang out with my aristocrat friends, watch Rambo II and set some forest fires.

Okay, so only the semi-retarded ones then?

You're really trying to turn me into such an ugly person.

You really need to meet more people. 

The main differences here sit in counter-cultural sentiments that provoke different patterns of speech than usual, but other than that?

I don't mind people with variable backgrounds. I mind low-effort screaming without purpose or an inkling of effort to communicate. And I don't mean grammar. Because, lets be honest, I'm far from perfect. My English is absolutely fucking horrible and I can't spell for shit.

And don't get me wrong.. I know how we all hate those grammar nazis. Those people who don't have anything of substance to say so all they can do is....  when you make an effort to express yourself.... and take such a long time to learn to communicate better... Just fucking rape your grammar and tell you that you're an idiot and troll you.

But you can still understand... what I'm saying.. right? I mean I'm not doing such an awful job... right? And at least... I'm making an effort, despite being a non-native speaker...

I mean is it any worse than being a coomer? 

I advocate for the golden middle path.

Mostly meaning that those who proclaim their own greatness tend to have it backwards.

This forum's got it's fair share of examples, but I won't name any since I hate public shaming.

In your view, what do you think I'm complaining about?

Face your fears then! Be the first lemming to take the plunge instead of the 200th.

Look.

Let me give you a personal anecdote.

When I was young and childish, I believed everyone was smart, intelligent and beautiful. In their own way. I believed everyone had depth, and that everyone had an unfathomable, invisible, hidden side to themselves. So I pressed on to learn about everyone. As I did, I learned that there were fantastic people with amazing world-views who I had completely discarded before, in my naivete. But then I met Timmy. Timmy was a retard with a 5-second memory, and no depth at all. If you had the world represented as a Gaussian distribution on an IQ scale, Timmy was somewhere at the lowest end of the tail. Now you can always argue that Timmy was a special unique snowflake in his own way. And it was true; I remember watching him stare at a spoon for five minutes.... Thinking if he'd finally shut down.

To top it all, Timmy was malicious and hated everyone. He was the satan's retarded baby who wanted to see the world burn but couldn't quite figure out how to go about achieving that goal... Hence why he was just looking at spoons.

The point of that story is that not everyone has depth. Some people are just as they seem.

And I'm not advocating that their intelligence makes up their whole character. There are plenty of interesting people who aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. I rather like idiots. But I don't like retards who literally don't have anything to say, and who, instead of keeping quiet until they come up with something to say, feel like wiping their ass on this forum.

Get off your high horse, and come onto my BIG CHUNGUS.

Major Major said: 

Lalla palla malla pollo pappa mamma.

Do you people ever feel like your IQ is decreasing just from reading the content here?

I mean my standards aren't that high, right? I'm not asking for that much.... I'm not asking you to be the Motte... Or the Dr Robert's folks... But... Just..... Not this. I mean seriously can the retards just... Leave? Can you please leave?

Actually, Good, can we have a new policy to ban stupid people? They're infecting us all with thoughtlessness.. These people lack all ability of introspection. It's like.. My brain is hurting. I really don't know if I should be smart. I feel like I'd be so much happier if I was a retard, like the rest of you people.

This might sound like I'm angry at the society... But that's not right. I'm not. I really am extremely non-judgemental, accepting, friendly and warm person. If you met me in real life you'd think I'm a very charming person. And I'd stay the fuck away from 90% of all of you. For my own sake.

 "And I'd stay the fuck away from 90% of all of you. For my own sake." prob a very good idea

The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of psychology most of the jokes will go over a typical user's head. There's also SC's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the forum's characterisation- the personal philosophy draws heavily from DSM themed literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these posts, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike SC truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in SC's existential catchphrase "Gaslighting" which itself is a cryptic reference to an old stage play of the same name that became an unsung classic in the late 40s. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as this forum's collective genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

LMFAO

Ok I got the joke now. I take pleasure in knowing that nobody else will.

Major Major said: 

LMFAO That's not me. Fuck you.

It's a meme. 

Edit: 

LMFAO

Ok I got the joke now. I take pleasure in knowing that nobody else will.

Lol whoops. 🤷

Okay, so only the semi-retarded ones then?

You're really trying to turn me into such an ugly person.

I can only work with what you give me. 

You really need to meet more people. 

The main differences here sit in counter-cultural sentiments that provoke different patterns of speech than usual, but other than that?

I don't mind people with variable backgrounds. I mind low-effort screaming without purpose or an inkling of effort to communicate.

Exactly, this is people. It's no mystery why so many of them are descending into pictography. 

I mean is it any worse than being a coomer? 

I advocate for the golden middle path.

...the middle path of an SC user and a coomer? 

Mostly meaning that those who proclaim their own greatness tend to have it backwards.

This forum's got it's fair share of examples, but I won't name any since I hate public shaming.

In your view, what do you think I'm complaining about?

"I can't stand you people, it's all your fault!". 

I believed everyone had depth

This part's still true, but what's in the depths might not be worth diving for. 

and that everyone had an unfathomable, invisible, hidden side to themselves.

My only argument there is that it's not those adjectives. 

But then I met Timmy. Timmy was a retard with a 5-second memory, and no depth at all.

A five second memory and no depth at all means you are significantly less weighed down by consequences. 

Also, I don't know about you, but I find that there's something fascinating about watching people who respond to life as more of a reflex than a thought. 

While thinking tends to make for stalls, or beats, those lot go off the beat-en path entirely. 

If you had the world represented as a Gaussian distribution on an IQ scale, Timmy was somewhere at the lowest end of the tail.

Why wouldn't you want to study something like this? 

Now you can always argue that Timmy was a special unique snowflake in his own way. And it was true; I remember watching him stare at a spoon for five minutes.... Thinking if he'd finally shut down. 

"There is no spoon."

To top it all, Timmy was malicious and hated everyone. He was the satan's retarded baby who wanted to see the world burn but couldn't quite figure out how to go about achieving that goal... Hence why he was just looking at spoons.

You think Satan wants the world to burn? 

That seems more like God, imo. 

The point of that story is that not everyone has depth. Some people are just as they seem.

"And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one. Like with pie." - Dr. Horrible Sing Along Blog

But I don't like retards who literally don't have anything to say, and who, instead of keeping quiet until they come up with something to say, feel like wiping their ass on this forum.

People who can't help but speak are basically a walking prompt-generator. I like them for how they can inspire others to speak more. 

Major Major said: 

Turncoat said: 

The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of psychology most of the jokes will go over a typical user's head.

Like this one?

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😬

Well, there's probably some deep psychological reason for that post. But it's like opening a door in a nutjob hospital. In every room, you get one screaming nutwit. None of them really talk to each other or pay attention to anything besides themselves,

👌

 

but there's probably some kind of deep psychological puzzle that you could navigate through to decipher what the fuck they're screaming about. But a nuttie hospital is not conducive to good conversation, is what I'm saying.

And no offense to the OP of that message; said person is very nice and quite intelligent.

There's also SC's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the forum's characterisation- the personal philosophy draws heavily from DSM themed literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these posts, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike SC truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in SC's existential catchphrase "Gaslighting" which itself is a cryptic reference to an old stage play of the same name that became an unsung classic in the late 40s. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as this forum's collective genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

"I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as this forum's collective genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them."

LMFAO That's not me. Fuck you.

I'd love for it to be that way... For there to be "DSM themed literature".. But it's more about why blueberries taste amazing.

Or what makeup I awesome, rambling about fucking nonsense, filling the front page with threads that'll never even get a response 

Frankly, I'm tired of you... simpletons. I'm going to go hang out with my aristocrat friends, watch Rambo II and set some forest fires.

I wanna come

Okay, so only the semi-retarded ones then?

You're really trying to turn me into such an ugly person.

I'm ugly by default.

You really need to meet more people. 

The main differences here sit in counter-cultural sentiments that provoke different patterns of speech than usual, but other than that?

I don't mind people with variable backgrounds. I mind low-effort screaming without purpose or an inkling of effort to communicate. 

Sometimes painful hypocrites just keep vomiting nonsense. *whining and complaining about ad homs while repeating the same ad hom for over a year*

And don't get me wrong.. I know how we all hate those grammar nazis. Those people who don't have anything of substance to say so all they can do is....  when you make an effort to express yourself.... and take such a long time to learn to communicate better... Just fucking rape your grammar and tell you that you're an idiot and troll you.

But you can still understand... what I'm saying.. right? I mean I'm not doing such an awful job... right? And at least... I'm making an effort, despite being a non-native speaker...

I mean is it any worse than being a coomer? 

I advocate for the golden middle path.

Mostly meaning that those who proclaim their own greatness tend to have it backwards.

This forum's got it's fair share of examples, but I won't name any since I hate public shaming.

In your view, what do you think I'm complaining about?

Face your fears then! Be the first lemming to take the plunge instead of the 200th.

Look.

Let me give you a personal anecdote.

When I was young and childish, I believed everyone was smart, intelligent and beautiful. In their own way. I believed everyone had depth, and that everyone had an unfathomable, invisible, hidden side to themselves. So I pressed on to learn about everyone. As I did, I learned that there were fantastic people with amazing world-views who I had completely discarded before, in my naivete. But then I met Timmy. Timmy was a retard with a 5-second memory, and no depth at all. If you had the world represented as a Gaussian distribution on an IQ scale, Timmy was somewhere at the lowest end of the tail. Now you can always argue that Timmy was a special unique snowflake in his own way. And it was true; I remember watching him stare at a spoon for five minutes.... Thinking if he'd finally shut down.

To top it all, Timmy was malicious and hated everyone. He was the satan's retarded baby who wanted to see the world burn but couldn't quite figure out how to go about achieving that goal... Hence why he was just looking at spoons.

The point of that story is that not everyone has depth. Some people are just as they seem.

And I'm not advocating that their intelligence makes up their whole character. There are plenty of interesting people who aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. I rather like idiots. But I don't like retards who literally don't have anything to say, and who, instead of keeping quiet until they come up with something to say, feel like wiping their ass on this forum.

 I'm not reading the rest or commenting, editinf. Idgaf. 

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Turncoat said: 

It's a meme. 

Oh, don't worry I know it was totally a meme and not a secret message, which nobody else besides me will understand *wink wink*. Don't worry, Turncoat. Your secret is safe with me. These simpletons have the attention span of a goldfish, they'd never figure it out.

Or care. I pay so much attention to make such elaborate orchestra of schemes..... And my audience is so ungrateful.... I'm just so angry. But not you... You love playing with my doll house, and it's such a nice thing to have a friend like you.

---

Okay, so only the semi-retarded ones then?

What's your best guess as to who it might be?

Exactly, this is people. It's no mystery why so many of them are descending into pictography.

You need to go out more and meet people *switches to condescending know-it-all voice*. There are plenty who are old-school. Travel to Italy, you'd love it there. I have such a wonderful outlook on life and people. Everyone is soo fwiendly. And one time I gave myself... A puppet. I love puppets. I weally weally love pwuppets. And I love blanc and Aubrieta. Pweople are ssoo mean but once I do my karate CHOP because I'm black belt in karate I'll.... I'll beat them. But then Jesus told me not to HURT people. So I choose to be kind and only chop them unconscious and not kill them like they do in Krav Maga.

...the middle path of an SC user and a coomer?

It'll be a wonderful hybrid. It will wrestle with the duality of its existence and we can watch in awe as the creature explodes from the inside.

"I can't stand you people, it's all your fault!".

The thing is, Turncoat, if this is your view, then there really isn't much I can do to change your mind, is there? Everything I say will be conveniently interpreted as a defense mechanism by you. Like my perceived arrogance, which chips at your delicate ego even as you're reading this.

This part's still true, but what's in the depths might not be worth diving for.

The whole point of my story was that there really are people with no depth, if you can believe me. People who are just hollow souls wandering without..... I'm not really sure what the right word is.. Purpose? That's not really quite right...... They need to invent a word for this.

Shocked? I was, too. I really didn't want to believe it... It's such a shame I can't share my life experience in a way you could understand.... Text-based communication is so... limited. And I'm horribly bad at expressing myself..... I take so much time to learn ways to express my thoughts and feelings... but it doesn't quite come out right.

My only argument there is that it's not those adjectives.

A five second memory and no depth at all means you are significantly less weighed down by consequences.

Also, I don't know about you, but I find that there's something fascinating about watching people who respond to life as more of a reflex than a thought. 

While thinking tends to make for stalls, or beats, those lot go off the beat-en path entirely.

I just wanted to make the point that there are people who are just as they appear, and who have nothing to offer to you, a point I thought was obvious. I was wrong. You can replace that with another example.

Let me, instead, ask you a question: Why are you not responding to most of Cain's latest contributions?

"There is no spoon."

For sure

You think Satan wants the world to burn? 

That seems more like God, imo.

God is the one who created the world. Honestly.... I don't feel like talking about this. I'm a bit confused on God topics and I feel like I probably shouldn't be talking about stuff like this.

"And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one. Like with pie." - Dr. Horrible Sing Along Blog

There are people who... Don't have that. You see..... It's.. Well...

You know, Turncoat, I am in a dilemma. There is no way for me to convey what I'd like to tell you. You'd just have to walk in my shoes for a day or two. Maybe I'd need to walk in your shoes to understand what it is you're trying to tell me. But I can't.

So here we are, unable to communicate anything to each other. It's really a shame. Such is the nature of subjective experiences.

People who can't help but speak are basically a walking prompt-generator. I like them for how they can inspire others to speak more.

Sure. But if they're screaming "potato potato potato" for 5 hours straight in the middle of the night, they're more likely to inspire others to kill them.

Cain said: 

Or what makeup I awesome, rambling about fucking nonsense, filling the front page with threads that'll never even get a response 

I wanna come

Welcome aboard.

 I'm not reading the rest or commenting, editinf. Idgaf. 

Mamma?

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I genuinely think you're the smarter one of the two of us, by choosing to demonstrate rather than to argue.

Bump for good luck.

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOTS