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why my father in law is one of my best friends


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my father in law is really cool. we have staring contests (that i never win because im to damb autistic for looking people in the eye without feeling like peoples can read my fucking mind) we joke with eachother all the time. i never knew that someone who was only my family member for less than a year, would be one of my most favorite family members. i literally plan out my life in such away that even though my husband and i are moving abroad, i am actually planning my CAREER in such away that i can see my father in law as much as possible. he is my father in law- but if you saw how we banter and joke you would think he was my older brother rather than a father figure. and i love my father in law, with all my heart. he is the parent i never had, and i never knew i could have such a friendship with someone before. second only to my husband, my father in law makes my life 25 percent brighter and i always learn more from him. he is teaching me and introducing me to the family buisiness, so i can be my own boss. which would mean enough flexibility to get my dear father in law all the plane tickets in the world.

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last edit on 12/3/2019 2:47:15 AM
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do you throw cups of your own poop on your father-in-law as well? Or is that saved for Bo only 

last edit on 12/3/2019 6:37:48 AM
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Oh dear. She's obviously gonna fuck her father in law, isn't she.

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my father in law is really cool. we have staring contests (that i never win because im to damb autistic for looking people in the eye without feeling like peoples can read my fucking mind) we joke with eachother all the time. i never knew that someone who was only my family member for less than a year, would be one of my most favorite family members. i literally plan out my life in such away that even though my husband and i are moving abroad, i am actually planning my CAREER in such away that i can see my father in law as much as possible. he is my father in law- but if you saw how we banter and joke you would think he was my older brother rather than a father figure. and i love my father in law, with all my heart. he is the parent i never had, and i never knew i could have such a friendship with someone before. second only to my husband, my father in law makes my life 25 percent brighter and i always learn more from him. he is teaching me and introducing me to the family buisiness, so i can be my own boss. which would mean enough flexibility to get my dear father in law all the plane tickets in the world.

Wait... are you talking about BR's dad? 

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Trouble said: 

Oh dear. She's obviously gonna fuck her father in law, isn't she.

 LMAO i thought the same thing instantly! either that or she already has

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Trouble said: 

Oh dear. She's obviously gonna fuck her father in law, isn't she.

 LMAO i thought the same thing instantly! either that or she already has

 I wont lie i thought the same thing before even clicking 

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Keeps getting crazier.

Let us know how the sex was

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Blanc said: 
Trouble said: 

Oh dear. She's obviously gonna fuck her father in law, isn't she.

 LMAO i thought the same thing instantly! either that or she already has

 I wont lie i thought the same thing before even clicking 

The OP's what made me wonder. 

It falls into multiples of her past crush-on-someone Hallmarks. 

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last edit on 12/3/2019 6:06:34 PM
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no, thats really gross. my father in law is cool and all seriously, but the thought of... that? is honestly shudder worthy. think of a family member, like an uncle or parent. now think of having sex with them. NO. the thought of my father in law even in a speedo is...... disturbing at the very least. no, i just appreciate them as a person. nothing more. anything... more than that is nasty and leaves a bad taste in my mouth like curdled ranch gone bad. i dont know what the hell you guys are on, but no. thats some nasty shit right there. thought didnt even occur to me on how nasty that is until i read yall writing this shit, what the hell is wrong with you people? i swear sc is a fucking nuthouse. 

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last edit on 12/3/2019 6:35:02 PM
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no, thats really gross.

Okay cool. 

my father in law is cool and all seriously, but the thought of... that?

I mean is fantasizing incest with a sibling really that different? It's still family members. 

Plus, as an in-law, he's not blood related to you. 

is honestly shudder worthy. think of a family member, like an uncle or parent. now think of having sex with them. NO. the thought of my father in law even in a speedo is...... disturbing at the very least. no, i just appreciate them as a person. nothing more. anything... more than that is nasty and leaves a bad taste in my mouth like curdled ranch gone bad. i dont know what the hell you guys are on, but no. thats some nasty shit right there. thought didnt even occur to me on how nasty that is until i read yall writing this shit, what the hell is wrong with you people? i swear sc is a fucking nuthouse. 

You've given enough of a case for people to assume, that it's trended independently of a bandwagon. 


Isn't BR not quite as fond of the guy? 

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last edit on 12/3/2019 6:56:35 PM
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