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The best ASMR


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kitten or cat that you love purring right next to your ear

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last edit on 11/30/2019 9:54:04 AM
Is a kitten or cat that you love purring right next to your ear the best ASMR?
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Nah man, a cat purring full force on your chest while giving lovey eyes. 

It's not enough to just hear it, you gotta feel it, and I am claiming the third voting block for this escalation. 

I otherwise have an odd weakness for some ear cleaning ASMR videos, especially on LSD (highly recommend pairing ASMR with LSD if you randomly have the opporitunity). Something about the noises made hit me right in the spine. 

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last edit on 11/30/2019 6:45:39 PM
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Nah man, a cat purring full force on your chest while giving lovey eyes. 

It's not enough to just hear it, you gotta feel it, and I am claiming the third voting block for this escalation. 

I otherwise have an odd weakness for some ear cleaning ASMR videos, especially on LSD (highly recommend pairing ASMR with LSD if you randomly have the opporitunity). Something about the noises made hit me right in the spine. 

 being able to feel it was implied, idk how you can not feel it when it is right next to your ear silly 

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my favorite is either right in my ear snuggling her and having my ear on her ribcage or when she is on my neck and her ribcage is next to my ear and I can hear and feel it

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Nah man, a cat purring full force on your chest while giving lovey eyes. 

It's not enough to just hear it, you gotta feel it, and I am claiming the third voting block for this escalation. 

I otherwise have an odd weakness for some ear cleaning ASMR videos, especially on LSD (highly recommend pairing ASMR with LSD if you randomly have the opporitunity). Something about the noises made hit me right in the spine. 

 being able to feel it was implied, idk how you can not feel it when it is right next to your ear silly 

It's not the same

when she is on my neck and her ribcage is next to my ear and I can hear and feel it

That's the good stuff. 

Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
last edit on 11/30/2019 7:25:09 PM
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No, its better. WAY better

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No, its better. WAY better

I principally want to agree with you from how much I like cats, but that'd be me lying out of sentimentality. Having a good pair of headphones with 3dio ear cleaning has practically had me dry-orgasm: 



I am still trying to figure out why this shit feels good. 

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I just realized that a cat in heat and a human getting fucked make the same noises.

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my bb is spayed and microchipped:)

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last edit on 12/1/2019 11:02:45 PM
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sex 

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