Last night I had a dream I was being chased by homicidal 6 foot tall giraffes in a suburban neighborhood while trying to go somewhere I had an appointment. They started closing in on me so I went up the stairs to someone's back deck but they saw me and followed so I yolo'd and went into the person's house through a sliding glass door, (which if you dont live in suburbs these are just the kind of doors that usually lead to a back deck, the glass isn't some kind of dream symbology) and when I came in, the home-owner was a middle aged woman in her kitchen and she was like wtf are you doing in my house and I was like Hi, I am being chased by wild animals I needed to get away and she looked out the glass door and saw the murder-giraffes on her deck and was like oh. Okay you better stay in here then.
Then it turned out this woman was an mlm hun having a scentsy party in her basement right that moment so she invited to join the other ladies and tried to sell me expensive shampoo. I think I bought a wax melt to be poliet but kept trying to leave to go to my appointment. Then I remembered my appointment was for a haircut and this person had a hair salon chair in her basement and offered to cut my hair so I wouldn't have to leave, and for some reason Alice was here at this point and was having a good time playing card games with the mlm huns so I agreed to stay.
Then I woke up to my sweet baby bringing me coffee in bed ♡
