Ha! Got you to click with a stupid salesman technique, bet you feel retarded now, and you should, because you are. This intro is just here to show how much of a worthless simpleton worm you are.
I'm a sociopath/psychopath/ASPD/fucking tooth fairy. The real deal, I do not feel empathy nor regret. My family was not dysfunctional, I just refused to succeed. It's all empty anyway.
I almost killed my younger brother 3 times before I was 7 and realised I should fucking behave myself.
I raped my first girlfriend. I pretended to be some "alpha male" and she realised it was a lie when I had no clue on how to kiss her. She was kinda upset by that, but I wouldn't accept not having sex with her, so you know... Dunno why the dumb bitch stayed with me so I could rape her 3 more nights, but women, am I right?
Never have I ever shown my true face to someone. It's all just a larp. I talk to people that I can use, because I can use them. I also talk disinterestedly to some others, because they might make for good "investments". I fake concern. I fake happiness. I fake sadness. I fake anger. I fake having the same interests, I fake fitting a stereotype in which the other person has put me into. I fake it all. It's not real. NOTHING IS REAL YOU RETARDS, IT'S ALL ACTING. WHY AM I ACTING? I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW MYSELF, IT'S JUST NATURAL. I JUST GET WHAT I FUCKING WANT, AND I'M HAPPY FOR IT. FUCK YOU, AND YOUR FEELINGS, AND YOUR CONCERNS, AND YOUR ENTIRE SENSE OF SELF-WORTH.
My friends and family love me. The useful bastards. One time, I was completely convinced some friend wanted to pick up a girl I had my eyes on. I thought so because they both went to the same concert. I invited him to my house to do some psychedelics. I was going to go through his pc while he was out of it, and see if my suspicions were true, and if they were, I would've stabbed him, and buried him in the woods. Luckily for him, my search of his laptop revealed no conversation with the girl, it was merely a coincidence, so I just took some drugs with him instead. At some point he got extremely panicked by me, and just left the house to wonder on the streets. Clearly I wouldn't follow him, because that's retarded, but I did call a common friend to take care of him, faking grave concern. After all, I wouldn't want him to get caught and spill the beans, I definitely would spill the beans to escape prosecution in his place. Was funny how he picked up on my aggression while drugged up, but couldn't while sober. People are fucking retarded.
The problem my fellow retards, is that I'm growing SO GOD DAMNED BORED. I don't wanna go to extreme measures to feel excitement, because that's retarded and will get me in prison. But I think I will sooner or later. Does ANYONE here have any idea what I could do to make this BOREDOM go away? I've exhausted pretty much any avenue. Give me your opinions. Entertain me. Refuse to do so just because you have an "ego". Your options are limitless. PROVIDE ME WITH ENTERTAINMENT, I HAVE SHARED THINGS WITH YOU RETARDS THAT I WOULD NEVER SHARE TO SOMEONE ELSE. This must be worth something, right? Surely you're not such selfish narcissists to just be swayed away from replying just by me calling you some names, right? And if you are, all the better, I don't give a fuck about narcissistic opinions, they're always wrong, and delusional. Hate you, wish I could HAMMER YOUR HEAD IN, BITE YOUR NOSE OUT, AND SET YOU ON FIRE, NOT NECESSARILY IN THIS ORDER.
As you can see, I'm a very stable individual, capable of rational discussion :). Please offer your input, as I value it highly. You are an important person, and your opinion matters! Do not be swayed by the negative tone of this message, I'm just being real... erm lying, as always. FUCK YOU ENTERTAIN ME, FAGGOT.
