you can’t bull shit a bull shitter
Asian salon
getting my nails done
lady understands English perfectly fine
communicates fine
suddenly can’t understand English or math when I start arranging a deal that makes sense to save money
they have a sign that says free manicure with pedicure
I tried to arrange this
somehow doesnt understand math or money at all suddenly
just keeps repeating “95 dolla” over and over looking confused
I finally just cave and say “ok” lol
as I’m getting my nails done she goes “oh you want long? That more money.”
”oh u want coffin shape? That more money”
“oh you want sparkle? That more
mlmey?”
”oh you want dip gel.. we only do dip gel...that more money”
*dace palm*
she bull shitted me the entire time
but at least I got a hot stone massage and shit
she did an amazing job with the nails they look the best I’ve ever had so far perfection wise
and her eyebrows, on me, she did them perfectly as well
so I can’t complain
arm massage was so good I almost fell asleep
and she gave no cuts no pain nothing aggrivating
but stilll
she was smart she knew what she was doing racking up her tips by upcharginf and using her beoken English to her advantage pretending like she doesn’t understand what you’re talking about when you’re trying to get the better cheaper deal
she like “????????”
soooooo confuses all the sudden
it was very dramatic and bad acting “constipated confused face”
wnd she said, “free? No... no free... free? What is free?”
LMFAO
🤪 bull shitter
but idgaf I just thought it was funny. She did a good job tho so I cant complain. I don’t blame her