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You can’t bull shit a bull shitter


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 you can’t bull shit a bull shitter 


Asian salon 

getting my nails done 

lady understands English perfectly fine 

communicates fine 

 

suddenly can’t understand English or math when I start arranging a deal that makes sense to save money 

 

they have a sign that says free manicure with pedicure 

 

I tried to arrange this 

 

somehow doesnt understand math or money at all suddenly 

 

just keeps repeating “95 dolla” over and over looking confused 

 

I finally just cave and say “ok” lol

 

as I’m getting my nails done she goes “oh you want long? That more money.”

 

”oh u want coffin shape? That more money” 

 

“oh you want sparkle? That more

mlmey?”

 

”oh you want dip gel.. we only do dip gel...that more money” 

 

*dace palm* 

 

she bull shitted me the entire time 

 

but at least I got a hot stone massage and shit 

 

she did an amazing job with the nails they look the best I’ve ever had so far perfection wise 

 

and her eyebrows, on me, she did them perfectly as well 

 

so I can’t complain 

 

arm massage was so good I almost fell asleep 

 

and she gave no cuts no pain nothing aggrivating 

 

but stilll 

 

she was smart she knew what she was doing racking up her tips by upcharginf and using her beoken English to her advantage pretending like she doesn’t understand what you’re talking about when you’re trying to get the better cheaper deal 

 

she like “????????” 

soooooo confuses all the sudden 

 

it was very dramatic and bad acting “constipated confused face” 

 

wnd she said, “free? No... no free... free? What is free?”

 

LMFAO 

 

🤪 bull shitter 

 

but idgaf I just thought it was funny. She did a good job tho so I cant complain. I don’t blame her 

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0 votes RE: You can’t bull shit a b...

All that aside are you finally suggesting you're a bullshitter too ?

You know I've told you for maybe almost 2 years how lesbians don't really exist, and how they are just bisexuals who are angry with men. And it wasn't long ago you were all, "I'M FUCKING GAY, FUCKING CEASE PEOPLE !"

Now there you are in a sexually deprived relationship in your efforts to make Tryptamine jealous. 

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i aint reading all this shit

 

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