Starbucks employees are unable to make a single drink properly

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by Blanc

on 5/21/2019

Posts: 9422

I’m so close to asking to have the sweetener bottle they squirt into the coffee

and just pumping it out myself into my drink, giving it a little shake

and walking out drinking it

why is it so hard to follow the same recipe over and over again?

3/4th coffee (NOT COLD BREW, NOT NITRO BREW) no COLD FOAM ONTOP no ESPRESSO SHOTS

just plain, coffee. Fill the cup with ice. Not THREE ice CUBES. Not 9,800 ICE CUBES SO THAT MY DRINK IS SO FULL IT’S SPILLING THROUGH THE LID.

And then they put the lid on top and it’s still COVERED IN COFFEE AND DRIPPING DOWN THE ENTIRE DRINK

did i ASK YOU do TO THAT

Sometimes they put TWO LIDS BECAUSE THEY’RE RETARDED OR EVEN ACCIDENTALLY USE TWO CUPS

HOW DUMB DO YOU HAVE TO BE

and then 1/4th soy MILK NOT DAIRY MILK BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE ME ILL

and then 6 pumps of classic syrup. Not SPLENDA STEVIA SUGAR BROWN SUGAR WHATEVER THE FUCK. NOT RASBERRY SYRUP. (I can’t tell you how many times a mother fucker pumped the wrong type of sweetener into my drink, or just COMPLETELY PUT ZERO IN THERE. Or maybe like did one pump because they’re retarded?)

WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO MAKE I DONT UNDERSTAND

and then they take the straw and put it in the drink for me... did i ask you to do that. No. Get your nasty hands off my fucking straw.

Occasionally i will ask for whip cream on top because I’m a cunt, and they had me a drink with no whipped cream. I can’t tell you how many times this has happened.

Literally everyday, my drink tastes DIFFERENT. It should be the SAME. Dammit. Where is the mother fucking CONSISTENCY

WHERE IS THE SWEETENER AND THE WHIPPED CREAM???? (That’s what they fuck up on a daily basis)

and then i have to GO BACK IN AND ASK THEM TO FIX IT. And instead of making it again, they just add some sweetener to it and call it a day. No.

REMAKE THE MOTHER FUCKING DRINK. There is like .00005 splash of soy milk and literally 2 ice cubes. ReMAKE THE MOTHER FUCKING DRINK.

last edit on 5/21/2019 6:28:10 PM

by Blanc

on 5/21/2019

Posts: 9422

Sometimes, i have to ask them to fix it- four times. In one day.

Four tries.

To make the simplest thing on the menu.

Do you understand how much time i’ve Wasted waiting for someone to re-make my drink. Do you understand how often this happens.

last edit on 5/21/2019 6:29:05 PM

by BohemianRhapsody

on 5/21/2019

Posts: 2278

Its coffee. Who cares about the flavor? We drink it to get JACKED UP.

My grandiose delusions are better than yours.

by Blanc

on 5/21/2019

Posts: 9422

I care because it’s one of the only things i have to live for, i live off of it, it’s very important to me. It cures my depression and helps me have the energy to focus.

But if it[s made wrong it doesnt work quite the same and i dont get as jacked up in the way i need to be. It counteracts the heavy psychiatric meds i take that make me so lethargic, if you took them, they would put you to sleep sitting up.

I’m fucking TIRED. Ok. I have an auto immune disorder on top of all of that. I’m TIRED. I’M IN PAIN. I JUST NEED THE ENERGY TO GET THROUGH A MOTHERFUCKING DAY. MOST OF WHICH, I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF DURING.

IT HELPS MY MOOD. IT HELPS ME LIVE OK. IT HELPS ME TOLERATE MY VERY INSANE AND NEGATIVE/TOXIC PARENTS.

And it’s The only reason i get out of bed in the morning and the only thing i look forward to in the morning

i like my morning private quiet time drinking and ENJOYING THE TASTE of my coffee the vEERY SPECIFIC TASTE.

While i enjoy my quiet MORNING BY MYSELF AT PEACE WITH NOTHING BOTHERING ME.

ITS MY FAVORITE TIME OF DAY AND IT IS CRUCIAL BEACUSE THE REST OF THE WORLD MAKES ME WANT TO BLOW MY HEAD OFF IT’S SOF UCKING SHIT AND MY OWN MIND IS A TERRINBLE PLACE TO BE IN MOST OF THE TIME BUT

DURING MY QUIET TIME I CAN BE STRESS FREE AND HAPPY AND NOT BOTHERED BY ANYONE OR ANYTHING JUST ENJOYING MY FUCKING SELF OK

last edit on 5/21/2019 6:32:39 PM