Listen yo, I got this figured out. You're all modern artists.
Modern art evolved to its current form because everything was shot down by fucking dumb people. Also, it takes effort to come up with good artwork and ideas.
When you start painting for the first time, you put a lot of effort into it and try to make it good.
Then you realize well, fuck, nobody gives a shit, better start mass producing. Instead of mona lisa you're now painting stick figures with large deformed dicks doing harem just like 99% of the rest of the population. To feel included and less like a loser, you go ahead and praise all the stick figure shit and jesus piss statues until you're part of the art gang.
It's the same way here, you're modern artists. Except you people maximize virginity while at least those artsy people get to bang hot chicks cuz they have money.