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Who would win in a deathmatch?


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You decide!

A shadow not so dark.
Who would win in a deathmatch?
Delora's dead hamster
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Jim's dead child
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The punchline is: neither.

A shadow not so dark.
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Let's cut to the chase; Jim's dead child was only a fetus, if that. It lived the way it died, instantly and in pure darkness. It was humanely euthanized.

 

I, however, HAD MY FUCKING FACE RIPPED OFF!! I DIED AFRAID!!!! I WAS DECAPITATED!!! DEFACED!!!!! I win the death match with flying colors. Mostly red.

last edit on 10/23/2019 9:05:21 PM
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I thought it was a guinea pig...?

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I thought it was a guinea pig...?

 Guinea pig didn't fit the username character limit

The blood on my hands covered the holes
last edit on 10/23/2019 9:00:50 PM
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Honey said: 

I thought it was a guinea pig...?

 Guinea pig didn't fit the username character limit

 Ah

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I thought it was a guinea pig...?

Delora's dead guinea pig didn't fit the character limit. I had to cut the apostrophe off just to make this fit. So now I'm here, reincarnated as a dead hamster. 

last edit on 10/23/2019 9:04:49 PM
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