What you're collecting precum now?
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I'm sorry but he was rubbing my clit with the head and I had to put it in
I swear you two are the fucking dumbest people I have ever come in contact with. Go to a family planning center and let them talk some sense to your teen asses. Or if there are no suitable centers around, talk with your parents and educate yourself.
1. Wear a condom. You know what this is.
2. Failing that, use oral contraceptives as an alternative birth control ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_contraceptive_pill ). I'll assume you two are too careless to remember to take the pill every day, so you can download an app that reminds you. With your current combined IQ level I'd recommend condoms (i.e., first option).
3. If your condom broke or your boyfriend listened to his dick more than his brain: Use emergency contraceptives ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_contraception ). These are available over-the-counter. You need to take them the next morning, and within 3-5 days latest (the effectiveness drops). This is *emergency* contraceptive, so you can NOT skip condoms and use this regularly.
For now, get a pregnancy test, repeat it when your period is due, and go to family planning center. WHEN next time your boyfriend ejaculates in you and you're writing an article here about how you couldn't help yourself, stop and think for 5 minutes.
What the fuck are you even trying to accomplish with posts like these?
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They say pulling out before climax doesn't work. But I think it does. It takes a decent squirt, otherwise those miniscule tadpoles would have to swim MILES before they die, and they won't live long.
Hahaha bless you, I don’t think it works that way... and possibly welcome to the infertile club XD
I'm sorry but he was rubbing my clit with the head and I had to put it in
I swear you two are the fucking dumbest people I have ever come in contact with. Go to a family planning center and let them talk some sense to your teen asses. Or if there are no suitable centers around, talk with your parents and educate yourself.
1. Wear a condom. You know what this is.
2. Failing that, use oral contraceptives as an alternative birth control ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_contraceptive_pill ). I'll assume you two are too careless to remember to take the pill every day, so you can download an app that reminds you. With your current combined IQ level I'd recommend condoms (i.e., first option).
3. If your condom broke or your boyfriend listened to his dick more than his brain: Use emergency contraceptives ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_contraception ). These are available over-the-counter. You need to take them the next morning, and within 3-5 days latest (the effectiveness drops). This is *emergency* contraceptive, so you can NOT skip condoms and use this regularly.
For now, get a pregnancy test, repeat it when your period is due, and go to family planning center. WHEN next time your boyfriend ejaculates in you and you're writing an article here about how you couldn't help yourself, stop and think for 5 minutes.
What the fuck are you even trying to accomplish with posts like these?
Ooh, I hope this is the original Daniel Birdick of SW fame. And good advice btw
They say pulling out before climax doesn't work. But I think it does. It takes a decent squirt, otherwise those miniscule tadpoles would have to swim MILES before they die, and they won't live long.
Hahaha bless you, I don’t think it works that way... and possibly welcome to the infertile club XD
How does it work?
I'm sorry but he was rubbing my clit with the head and I had to put it in
I swear you two are the fucking dumbest people I have ever come in contact with.
They're married XD
I just want other people to read this shit and be confused whether it's part of the post or not.