Honestly, I'm starting to feel quite bad about making fun of Xadem's lack of success with women or his low IQ. So here I've compiled a list of general tips for Xadem with some basics
1. Cut your fingernails
2. Wash your hair
3. Get the fuck off SC for at least an hour per day
4. Don't open your mouth. The less you speak, the less chance they'll discover you're a complete retard.
5. Get a haircut
6. Stop wearing the same underwear 2 weeks consecutively
7. Stop wearing broken socks and t-shirts with sweatholes.
8. Stop trash food
9. Move out of your mom's trailer park
10. Clean up your apartment once you've moved out
11. Stop turning your head around to look in all directions every 2 seconds.
12. Stop being bitter at girls for rejecting you for the failure you are, like you did with Luna.
The bad news is that even if you do all of this you're still a fucking rotten smelly troll on the inside with no social skills. But let's all help Xadem finally get laid with his mom!
