I feel like it's not fair if I do Xadem but hmmmm let's see...
I assume that, given the chance to enact violent fantasies, he'd find that his appetite for gore probably isn't as strong as he thinks.
He'd actually be great at maths and chess if he applied himself.
He'd make a competent and beloved politician.
and no one did ed...
I assume he prefers fairly bland food.
He sleeps on the left side of the bed.
He has small hands.
that first one hit a bit home, maybe you are right but hatred is a hell of a drug