mint? some of u are degenerates
He is a man of taste. He drinks his fruity water sparkling whilst the girl blogger next to him puts on a face mask. It is 93 degrees outside and it is Florida. Life is good, the lemon water is pure. Refined. It sizzles on his tongue. All the problems of the world melt away with the crack of a single can of sparkling fruity juices. The cravings intensify by the second as he lifts it to his lips. The aluminum caters to the unique flavor like the fermaldyde in Marlboro reds. Your heart skips a beat as you guzzle it like a serial killer on death row eating their last meal. It is Jesus Christ personified in one heavenly transcendental sip. The ice cubes clatter together and dance like pagans under the eclipse around a fire. The choice was an illusion- there was no control anymore. Every moment centered around the illustrious craving, I wish I could bang it like Heroin, if I could I would. Sparkling Lemon water.
lol so I actually have an on going relationship with sparkling orange juice and maracuja, but lemon is tryp’s thing for sure.
when he came to visit me he bought entire huge packs of those cans of it and went through it faster than water.
just one of his quirks.
Tryp 🤝 sparkling lemon cans
