I enjoy the simple things in life.
Morning coffee and a cigarette, I like it made a certain way with a certain taste so I go to Starbucks and pay the extra money to have someone make it just the way I like. Right.
If I wanted shitty coffee, I'd go down the road to the gas station where there was a shoot out last night and some people died in the parking lot.
Everyday I go to Starbucks. They know my face, they know my order, they know my name. It's the same drink every fucking time. I'm there literally the same time every morning, 5am sharp.
And they consistently, make, my coffee wrong.
Each time, it's a different version of wrong.
Starbucks lacks consistency in the formulation of their drinks, even though it's very straight forward. It's a very simple order.
At this point, I'm going to walk in there, go behind the counter, and pour the shit in there and mix it up myself, and give it a nice shake right in their face.
Because I'm about to lose my mind. I have to ask them to remake it on a daily basis, sometimes, three, four times in one go.
Why is it so hard to just make a drink right? You work, at a coffee shop. Your literal only job is to make coffee.
And you're making it wrong so why are you WORKING here?
