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American horror story commentary season 8


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ok. 

 

Episode 8 makes no fucking sense 

 

sojourn

 

like 

 

she burns all his allies and says he can’t retrieve their souls because they’re under a spell only she can break 

 

but why doesn’t he just threaten to destroy everyone she knows and everything in the world and all their souls and shit unless she does what he wants 

 

hes loterallt powerful enough lol 

 

but instead hes just like “lmao I’m gonna kill everyone you know but lemme talk to Satan first to see what I’m supposed to do” 

 

despite being a genius and shit 

 

and then has an autistic mental breakdowm in the woods and Satan never comes to talk to him but instead he just hallucinates a bunch of shit 

 

like me if he’s the chosen one why didn’t Satan come talk him I don’t understand lol 

 

and then hes he’s just wandering through the city and talks to some random dude who apparently knows somehow to let him into some random door like how did he know to go there and why doesn’t he eat something 

 

Ok so he found a Satan church by literal chance 

 

this looks so stupid lol 

 

i don’t understand why they’re portraying the church of the Antichrist so cheesily it’s so bad 

 

the preacher lady is like “show me some sins. Repulse me. Ok let’s speak in tongues.”

 

and then this lady who believes in Satan is being nice to the Antichrist guy and invited him to eat some food ... I thought satanists were supposed to be like, not nice but ok 

 

the first part of this season was really fucking good and they worked so hard on it imaginatively and they were out doing themselves 

 

and then as soon as the plot twist started and they brought in the warlock guy. It went downhill from there and just got cheesier and cheesier by the second 

 

he’s an amazing actor and I love his character 

 

but the rest of it is so badly written it’s like they’re not even trying anymore. So downhill. 

 

It just ruins the scaryness and how I to it you get and the interestingness of it 

 

Also I wish they would start hiring only actors who are good looking 

 

like I’m tired of lookin at ugly ppl lol 

 

i dont understnad why the church of satan has to be so cheesy 

 

and the human sacrifice scene is so retarded and unnecessary lol 

 

was it it really necessary that they’re naked 

 

okau so if he could have all this power power over all the satanists of the world before 

 

why didn’t he just start off the episode with an army *before* the witches killed all his allies 

 

and why didn’t he just prevent all of it if he was such a genius he could of easily done that

 

this makes no sense 

last edit on 9/29/2019 11:47:29 PM
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Blanc said:

(Spoilers don’t read if you don’t want to get HELLA spoilers) 

 

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You really ought to color these letters in and make them larger, skim readers might miss them. 

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last edit on 9/29/2019 11:14:01 PM
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Episode 9 lol at the beginning

 

the blonde dude is me 

 

*playing with robot arm making it shoot him in the head over and over* 

“I think it’s ready for bullets” 

Then he’s like “first the WiFi goes down this morning. Then, I waited five minutes for my coffee. FIVE. MINUTES.” 

 

And his friend is like, “you got through it though, you came out the other side...” 

 

lol *talks aboit someone who pissed them off in traffic over doing something minor and insignifjcatn* 

 

*starts ranting about the taste of the coffee not being perfect*

 

*has a meltdown making fun of his boss by mocking his voice sarcastically* 

 

*snorts cocaine* 

 

“THE WORLD IS A RAGING CLUSTERFUCK WE NEED TO BURN TBIS PLACE TO THE GROUND AND START OVER”

last edit on 9/29/2019 11:45:02 PM
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Blanc said:

(Spoilers don’t read if you don’t want to get HELLA spoilers) 

 

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You really ought to color these letters in and make them larger, skim readers might miss them. 

 There I edited it and fixed it ;)

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Blanc said:
 

You really ought to color these letters in and make them larger, skim readers might miss them. 

 There I edited it and fixed it ;)

Yeah-wow-good-work. 

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Episode 9 

 

it makes no sense that he just kills everyone with his robot assistant arm 

 

it’s like it was done for dramatic effect 

 

he’s the fucking Antichrist like why did he need to use the robot arm why didn’t he just use magic 

 

so he wouldn’t “fail” the mission to kill the supreme witch and all witches 

 

obviously they would hear him coming firing bullets and be able to get away 

 

for being a genius he’s fucking terrible at killing people 

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Okay so if the new supreme witch has the ability to go back in time and change the oast

 

why doesn’t she just stop the birth of the anti christ -.-

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This makes NO SENSE dude

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I like the Illuminati scene with the nerdy coke dudes tho that was really comical to me 

 

that’s the cheesy humor of AHS with political commentary done right 

 

the hair styles are funny but I also just don’t know if I like it lol the bowl cut 

 

but it is funny so I guess they had to do it or it would be a missed opportunity 😂

last edit on 9/30/2019 12:06:24 AM
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Wait... is the black pope of Satan also Anastasia Romanovs DAD??? 

 

Why do all the sisters sleep in one room like orphans if they’re royals lol 

 

Honestly no one knows what happened to the romanovs so seeing a theory about that is interesting but 

 

is this really the best graphics they could do for a fucking magical bullet proof security wall 

 

it looks so stupid

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