Try to act as a certain other member of the site, writing a few short sentences/paragraphs!
Example:
Shiftycunt:
Scarlett, you've closed the lights at 11pm today. You should go to bed earlier ;)
You can't get away from me, just try to get to an airport, see what happens. You'll end up tied up and molested with a knife. It's all your fault, nobody can save you now.
Hey, everyone! Did you know Scarlett once killed a man using her pinky finger? She also bailed on a friend after promising him a car ride. This girl you know, is not as you know her at all!
Xadem, you faggot, come fight me in brisbane, if you have the nuts to do it, you certainly won't after I'm through with you.
Baby, I miss you, here's a link to a random lovely dovy song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
