I hope my girlfriend never finds this thread

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on 9/25/2019

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What it’s like having (girl who shall not be named) as a girlfriend

Shes absolutely amazing I wouldn’t change a thing, just thought this was funny and accurATE af some of the stuff she does

I love her lol, she tells me though when I do something she doesn’t like. Or if I’m doing something “the wrong way.” She *REALLY* let’s me know.

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lol one time I showed up for a night out once in sandals. She got so pissed at me because I was wearing “the wrong shoes” she wouldn’t look me in the eye.

She told me *not* to wear sandals. I forgot.

I was so desperate to show her I cared about her I paid a guy to give me his shoes and trade with me for the night.

she still was mad.

Weeks later shes at my house, wearing my sandals she hated so much that night. And I said “oh you like the sandals now eh?”

Felt so Good to make that joke hahaha

last edit on 9/25/2019 5:58:04 AM

by Whorechata

on 9/25/2019

Posts: 2653

Does she know that you emotionally cheat on her with your ex boyfriend?

by Blanc

on 9/25/2019

Posts: 9417

We had been off and on the last month and same thing with tryp

i know both of them are bipolar as fuck and will abandon me randomly or cheat on me it’s fairly unpredictable so I haven’t been in an official relationship with either of them

cuz I know they both do that shit where it’s like I love you one day, nvm the next.

But yeah i just call her my gf cuz we were at one time and we act that way still as if we are together officially but technically we are not official yet

because it’s complicated u not in our relationship so u don’t know but it would take a while to explakn

and as far as tryp he just said see ya sucker today as I knew he would I even told him “you always do this” and he did the thing I told him he would do lol

Thars why I never took it that seriously and why I don’t take the girl that seriously either

cuz I know at the end of the day, one day it’s I love you, then next, maybe not.

I would love for me and this gf to be official but like I said it’s very complicated but we won’t let those issues prevent us from being together like how we wanna be but we just aren’t putting any labels on it right now officially

by Turncoat

on 9/25/2019

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Whorechata said:
Does she know that you emotionally cheat on her with your ex boyfriend?

Yeah, was wondering that myself.

Blanc said:
I hope my girlfriend never finds this thread

I'm sure she won't.

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last edit on 9/25/2019 9:55:46 AM

by Turncoat

on 9/25/2019

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Blanc said:
We had been off and on the last month and same thing with tryp

i know both of them are bipolar as fuck and will abandon me randomly or cheat on me it’s fairly unpredictable so I haven’t been in an official relationship with either of them

cuz I know they both do that shit where it’s like I love you one day, nvm the next.

Are you sure you weren't just two-timing?

That's pretty unfair to both of them.

But yeah i just call her my gf cuz we were at one time and we act that way still as if we are together officially but technically we are not official yet

I don't know if Tryp'd be cool being referred to as your gf.

because it’s complicated u not in our relationship so u don’t know but it would take a while to explakn
and as far as tryp he just said see ya sucker today as I knew he would I even told him “you always do this” and he did the thing I told him he would do lol

Well, it's a good thing that this convenient girlfriend willing to dye her hair blue for you is around then.

Thars why I never took it that seriously and why I don’t take the girl that seriously either
cuz I know at the end of the day, one day it’s I love you, then next, maybe not.

I would love for me and this gf to be official but like I said it’s very complicated but we won’t let those issues prevent us from being together like how we wanna be but we just aren’t putting any labels on it right now officially

It's funny how both of your love interests around this same time have so much in common.

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last edit on 9/25/2019 9:53:36 AM

by Whorechata

on 9/25/2019

Posts: 2653

Blanc said:
We had been off and on the last month and same thing with tryp

i know both of them are bipolar as fuck and will abandon me randomly or cheat on me it’s fairly unpredictable so I haven’t been in an official relationship with either of them

cuz I know they both do that shit where it’s like I love you one day, nvm the next.

But yeah i just call her my gf cuz we were at one time and we act that way still as if we are together officially but technically we are not official yet

because it’s complicated u not in our relationship so u don’t know but it would take a while to explakn

and as far as tryp he just said see ya sucker today as I knew he would I even told him “you always do this” and he did the thing I told him he would do lol

Thars why I never took it that seriously and why I don’t take the girl that seriously either

cuz I know at the end of the day, one day it’s I love you, then next, maybe not.

I would love for me and this gf to be official but like I said it’s very complicated but we won’t let those issues prevent us from being together like how we wanna be but we just aren’t putting any labels on it right now officially

Wait is this not the girl that wanted to dye her hair blue

by Turncoat

on 9/25/2019

Posts: 33389

Blanc said:
and as far as tryp he just said see ya sucker today as I knew he would I even told him “you always do this” and he did the thing I told him he would do lol

If you saw it coming, why does it affect you so much and why did you try it anyway?

I mean aren't you not even attracted to dudes?

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