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normal person: what's your fish's name? 

me:

monosodium glutamate.

i named the other ones hydrogen diphosphate, liquid nitrogen, sodium triglyceride, and lipid. 

me: *says something rediculous* 

you: 

 me: 

thanks this message has been brought to you by a chicken bone

me at thanksgiving dinner trying to explain to my family why global warming exists and that believing the earth will correct it on it's own is a logical fallacy known as cornucopian optimism and is an opinion that is false on account of the large body of scientific evidence predicting the catastrophic damage to ensue in the next 100 years if we don't correct it now