Just like in kindergarten when the teacher holds up the big jar of jellybeans and asks everyone to guess, HOW MANY ARE IN HERE?!?
Whoever’s guess was closest to the correct answer, got a jellybean.
Well today, we’re playing that game. But instead of encouraging diabetes, we’ll be encouraging elitism and materialism. With a shiny new car as the reward.
So today’s question is, how long, will aubrieta hate me for?
Estimate, exactly how long aubrieta’s disdain for me will last. Is it just a phase? Or is our friendship forever toast. You decide.
Options
A) 1 month
B) 3 months
C) 6 months
D) 12 years
E) Indefinitely
F) She doesn’t really hate you and wants to be your friend still and also forgives you and wants to make up secretly
G) Aubrieta doesn’t exist
H) All of the above