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Chick-fil-a chicken sammich with Arby's sauce.

I am going to make this happen. Will post updates.

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Chick-fil-a

 You monster. 

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I find that whisky goes very well with good cheese. It's very specific but trust me 

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Update: I went to Arby's and bought a large fry with a ton of sauce, then went to chik-fil-a and realized IT IS FUCKING CLOSED ON SUNDAYS.

Will try again another day. Don't worry guys, I'm going to make this happen. I wont let you down.

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My limbic system is palipating with excitement 

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Update: I went to Arby's and bought a large fry with a ton of sauce, then went to chik-fil-a and realized IT IS FUCKING CLOSED ON SUNDAYS.

That's not all they're about, their business politics have caused a lot of social uproar. 

 
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Question: What would Arby's sauce on a Chik-fil-a sandwich taste like

Research: Chik-fil-a is dank as fuck, and Arby's sauce is dank as fuck. This concept was birthed in a moment when i was craving both Arby's sauce and chik-fil-a. At the time of experimentation the craving for arby's sauce was gone, having been satisfied the day before with Arby's fries and sauce. Cravings for chik-fil-a still existant.

Hypothesis: Arby's sauce on a Chik-fil-a sandwich will be fucking delicious

Experimental procedure:

Taste Arby's sauce alone and a Chik-fil-a sandwhich alone as controls. For independant variables i will taste a hybrid of the chick-fil-a sandwich and arby's sauce, as well as a chik-fil-a sandwhich with ketchup (as i would normally eat it) and compare results. Flavor will be measured on a flavor dankness scale for comparison. To maintain consistancy, all bites of chik-fil-a sandwhich contained part of a pickle. As all bites will be comsumed from the same sandwich, the sandwich is expected to cool once it is removed from it's wrapper. Additionally, when hungry the first bite of food can taste subjectively better than the others. To account for this I will include a flavor rating for both the first and last bites of chik-fil-a sandwhich with no sauces.

Data:

Arby's sauce alone: Slap my grandma, that shit is good. Level 6 flavor dankness

Chik-fil-a sandwich first bite: I have seen god and she is juicy and tender with crispy breading. 9

Chik-fil-a sandwich with Arby's sauce: Underwhelming, but good. 7

Chik-fil-a sandwhich with ketchup: 8

Chik-fil-a sandwhich last bite: 8

 

Conclusion: comparing to the first bite/last bite scale, I can be determined that although Arby’s sauce on a chik-fil-a sammich sounded banging, it was just tasty at best and one would be best off using either ketchup, or eating the chik-fil-a plain, while additionally keeping Arby’s sauce on it’s own respective sandwiches.

* This experiment is open for peer replication and may be duplicated at a further date, as my cravings often change, and results can be averaged.

 

 

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We had to go to arby's and chick-fil-a because of this....

I got a free Cookies n cream milk shake out of it, so that's cool. 

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Are you trying to tempt people to fund organizations that oppose same-sex-marriages by talking about how tasty the food is with inflated figures? 

How devious. 

Source: Snopes

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We had to go to arby's and chick-fil-a because of this....

I got a free Cookies n cream milk shake out of it, so that's cool. 

 

Are you trying to tempt people to fund organizations that oppose same-sex-marriages by talking about how tasty the food is with inflated figures? 

How devious. 

Source: Snopes

 Obviously their anti-gay propaganda isnt working because my girlfriend and i gayed it up eating their Jesus chicken today. They can keep wasting their money, its not like they can actually prevent same sex marriages from happening.

Source: had gay sex immediately after eating jesus chicken, today ;D

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