Ah, what can I say about good me? There are many things to say. Too many to list, really. But I think that this post is necessary for SC. For me to outline my greatness so plain and simple that even the simpletons who fail to see it will nod in reverence. So I will structure this post paragraph by paragraph, each talking about a pillar of what makes me the best SC user, and possibly man, in history.
To begin with the low hanging fruit, I am the best SC poster alive. Every time I sit down for a long time to make a bomb ass post, everyone flocks to read it. Fans and haters alike cantc deny that I make great, entertaining posts. From my zany SC show playwrites to my groundbreaking and unique social commentary to my psychological analysis, and much more- nobody is more versatile than me. I can even craft perfect shit posts. And though hate they may, everyone agrees that I create higher quality posts than anybody. So much so, that Luna originally tried to revive her site off my posts alone.
But none of this with posts would be possible without my conscientiousness and intelligence. I got amazing grades through all of high school and not a single detention. Rather than deluding my mind like my idiot peers with weed, I spent my time filling my mind with knowledge and questioning the world around me and as a result I am sharp and insightful. I got the 2nd highest English score in my grade, and the highest geometry score my teacher had ever given any student in her decades of teaching. When I walked into the classroom, everybody looked with respect. And every word that came out of my mouth in class discussion was thought provoking and contraversial.... And people liked to hear me speak. I commanded respect and I got it. I got a standing ovation on my last day of high school by the entire class for a speech I wrote. I was the man.
On top of it, I am a great showman and love keeping people on their toes. I did this in high school by being liked and respected for my genius and yet, I was the only open Trump supporter and had the guts to wear a MAGA hat and defend Trump in a class presentation. I wrote mock articles from the 20s that were conservative and everybody laughed their ass off. I played the villian in Hamlet perfectly. In short, everybody loved me. And then on SC- I made great plays in SC show, my Senate campaign was a hit. I made a very well written puppet with a clear character arc and purpose and people reacted hilariously to it.
And last but not least, I am loyal to exclusively me and my wife and am strictly myself. Nothing people say about me personally effects me and that's why the haters, trolls, and losers have to resort to going after Delora to piss me off. Well congratulations, you know how to bully someone who is barely even here. But fuck what is said about my character, I know I am a great person. I tried to be the bigger man and apologize to the haters for my counterpunches and they threw it back in my face. Well then, no more apologies. I was trying to be nice, what a mistake. Humility is a joke and a scam. You people are not humble, you just care to hide your ego. I am proud of my ego. My ego is me, so one word it tells me is worth ten of yours, fuck your criticism.
And it is for these reasons that I am great. Thank God for giving the world such an advanced human. You people were not prepared for such an evolved mind. On Thanksgiving, you should thank God for my existence.
Rhapsody, out!
