Hi there is a hurricane currently pummeling me to death
if I die, just know I really love to yeet
I was the best yeet there ever was to yote
there is gallons of water filling up my house
we keep trying to empty it out but more just keeps coming
day 1 of hurricane Dorian is already horrible
the entire State is sold out of gas
they refuse to deliver any food to the state because it’s a liability for the truck drivers
so everyone is out of everything
all the starbucks are closed
we are under a state of emergency and everyone is evacuating
but the State is so goddam long you can’t get out of it without running out of gas and you end up being trapped in Jacksonville where all the crime is
and you get gang raped staying in a shady hotel there with power glitching in and out
also all flights are grounded and people in the air port are resulting to cannibalism
women are birthig babies on the on the side of the road
the hospitals and public libraries are overflowing with homeless people and they’re infecting the city with aids
soon the water will be up to our necks and I will have to resort to standing on the roof and trying to radio into the emergency services with a walk-in talkie
my shiba inu has no idea what’s going on And just wants snacks but I can’t get him any because I’ve had to spend all my money on gas, canned ravioli and bottled water
there is is a go fund me called help my shiba inu get some snackums. Go fund me.com if u want to support anyway you can every penny counts
Flash lights have become a luxury. The alligators are going to eat us soon.
Best regards,
-Florida.
