I WOULD HOLD THE DOOR FOR HER
I WOULD PULL THE CHAIR FOR HER
I WOULD CARRY THE SHOPPING HANDBAGS FOR HER
I WOULD WAIT IN FRONT OF THE SHOPPING STORE FOR HER FOR 5 HOURS IF I HAVE TO
I WOULD TWEEZE HER VAGINA HAIR
I WOULD THROW MY COAT IN MUD SO HER SHOES WONT GET DIRTY WHEN SHE STEPS ON IT
I WOULD LISTEN TO HER FEELINGS
I WOULD EAT HER OUT FOR HOURS
I WOULD FORGIVE HER FOR HAVING FUCKED MORE THAN 50+ GUYS IN HER PRIME YEARS
I WOULD LOOK OVER HER EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE AND NEUROSIS
I WOULD LOOK OVER HER BEING THE LEFTOVERS OF SC GUYS
SHE WOULD REALIZE WHAT A GREAT CATCH I AM AND REWARD ME WITH HER PUSSY
FUCKING TURKISH WANNABE MACHO CHAUVINIST SEXIST PIECE OF SHIT THAT DOESN'T RESPECT WAMEN AND KNOW THEIR VALUE WHEN I CATCH YOU I WILL SLAY YOU WITH MY KATANA WHICH WAS FOLDED OVER 1000 BY AN ORIGINAL SAMURAI YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT USED UP PUSSY IS WORTH IT'S WEIGHT IN GOLD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE