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Oh yeah it’s becauss the box to enter text into was small and the phone was one of those ones you had to press the letters multiple times to get the one you wanted 

and there was a character limit

the more incorrectly and weirdly abbreviated you spelled words the better lol

I went from doing that to typing everything super correctly and using big impressive words to now doing like a mix of both usually low effort tho lol

I like to type like I live inside an egg plant 

i typo like a motherfucker in general but the autocrrect on my samsung keyboard is possessed by satan i swear

I type like I don’t know how to write or read but it’s just laziness 

I uh... wish I could play soccer but I have asthma so all I can do is swim 

my doc said this treatment she gave me is gonna help me be able to run again but idk haven’t noticed it doing anything 

my asthma isn’t really classic asthma it’s actually a circulatory issue but I just say asthma because it’s verh similar and ppl can understand that better 

but they’re virtually the same in how it looks and feels 

I like coke even tho it’s not vegan 

it’s prolly the only unhealthy thing I like 

also cookies

bit that’s it 

I had some realizations today 

which id that I am stupid and also insane

bit it’s ok because it makes me more comfortable now that I can joke about it