When I was younger, I wouldn't have given you the time of day. When I was younger, I wouldn't have even noticed you. You're the kind of guy I said "are you fucking KIDDING me??!!" to when guys like you would ask me out, and then laugh about it with my friends later.
See, you're the kind of guy girls like me did the "point and snicker" thing to back in 8th grade. You're the kind of guy we ignored, laughed at, and nuclear rejected. You're the kind of guy we always made sure didn't get invited to the cool parties. You're the kind of guy who we wouldn't have let come anywhere NEAR us.
You're not the kind of guy girls like to fuck. You're the kind of guy girls use, exploit, and take advantage of when they can't fuck the hot guys anymore.
We girls really like you guys, because you're always around when we need you. You're steady, reliable, predictable, and always there for us. And we really like being able to use you rely on you.
Most importantly, though, you need to know that YOU WEREN'T OUR FIRST CHOICE. The only reason we pick you later on is that we can't get one of the hot guys to commit. If we could have gotten a hot guy, you would never have shown up on our radar. If I could have gotten a hot guy, I wouldn't be seen in public with you. But, I couldn't get a hot guy, so if I wanted to get married and have MY kids, I had to settle for your boring beta ass.
And don't think I don't resent it -- I seethe with anger and resentment Every. Single. Day about it. I cringe every time you touch me. I silently weep every night for the alphas I used to fuck. And I curse you under my breath every night after you fall asleep. I love the way you provide for me, but I hate you because I couldn't do any better than you. I hate you because I hate what my having to settle for you says about me.
