Walking downtown Neukolln district of Berlin, I see a Syrian kebab shop with a huge sizzling delicious piece of kebab rotating in it.
I walk inside doing my usual Bashar Al-Assad salute which is met by hateful stares as most of the guys inside are bearded and probably siding with the islamist faggots. Fucking eurocuck immigrant policy, I mutter to myself.
I order one Kebab in falafel bread, with extra garlic mayo and pickles.
On my way back to my hotel I realize that I haven't gotten laid since I left Istanbul. I notice the hole inside the kebab being filled slowly with the mayo and still fuming from the heat and I get an idea.
I make my way inside the hotel and unzip my pants. I slowly insert my hard throbbing cock in the hole in the kebab, feeling the warmth and the softness of the flesh and pickles around it. I squeeze it and slowly pump my dick in it, reaching climax under 2 minutes. I don't like to waste time.
After I'm done pumping the kebab with my own mayo, I clean my dick off, then go downstairs and give the kebab to a starving homeless kid. I feel good about my own generosity then go back up to my hotel and get a good night's sleep.
