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Moose juice, goose juice


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A moose is asleep. He is dreaming of moose drinks.
A goose is asleep. He is dreaming of goose drinks.
That’s well and good when a moose dreams of moose juice.
And nothing goes wrong when a goose dreams of goose juice.
But it isn’t too good when a moose and a goose
Start dreaming they’re drinking the other one’s juice.
Moose juice, not goose juice, is juice for a moose.
And goose juice, not moose juice, is juice for a goose.
So, when goose gets a mouthful of juices of mooses
And moose gets a mouthful of juices of gooses
They always fall out of their beds screaming screams
So, I’m warning you, now! Never drink in your dreams.

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-1 votes RE: Moose juice, goose juice

You say nothing of value, you're not even funny for a woman.

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nah it was cute 

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Xadem said: 

nah it was cute 

 It's Dr Seuss, not even original. 

Scarlett still reads kids books and watches Barbie movies. And you say you're not a pedophile? Lmao. At least I own that I like little girls, you're in denial.

You should really try therapy Xadem.

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0 votes RE: Moose juice, goose juice

lol kill yourself pedo

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Xadem said: 

lol kill yourself pedo

 Projection and denial, pathetic.

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scar chan  is such a cute little girl

2:48Spatial Mind The guy was sticking his dick in an infants mouth, it was so fucking disturbing
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Xadem said: 

nah it was cute 

 It's Dr Seuss, not even original. 

Scarlett still reads kids books and watches Barbie movies. And you say you're not a pedophile? Lmao. At least I own that I like little girls, you're in denial. 

So what do you see in her then? 

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Pineapple orange juice

Sc is pretty boring.
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0 votes RE: Moose juice, goose juice
Xadem said: 

nah it was cute 

 It's Dr Seuss, not even original. 

Scarlett still reads kids books and watches Barbie movies. And you say you're not a pedophile? Lmao. At least I own that I like little girls, you're in denial. 

So what do you see in her then? 

 I like little girls.

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