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Is it possible that by appeasing the 4 princes of hell via sacrifice that I could achieve my dream of Cawk being immortal but paralyzed in his own body and never being able to move or do anything, but trapped inside his own damn head never able to sleep. Just think. 

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Is it possible that by appeasing the 4 princes of hell via sacrifice that I could achieve my dream of Cawk being immortal but paralyzed in his own body and never being able to move or do anything, but trapped inside his own damn head never able to sleep. Just think. 

 It's one newborn raped and sacrificed per year of paralysed imprisonment. You might haggle to get 2 years per newborn if you go for other deals.

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If you snort soda up your nose on a dark room, your nose will hurt and you will stumble in the dark.

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Contrary to popular belief, cemeteries are popular places.

People are dying to get in.

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Lena said: 

Contrary to popular belief, cemeteries are popular places.

People are dying to get in.

No, no this is awful and you should be ashamed. 

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Lena said: 

Contrary to popular belief, cemeteries are popular places.

People are dying to get in.

No, no this is awful and you should be ashamed. 

 You're right, cemetery humor can be a bit grave for some.

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I'm dead 

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Beelzebub was a scat man, and I dont mean jazz

He'll take any offerings, especially if it came from your ass.

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Hoc est primum speculum Lilit et suorum virorum suorumque militum seniorum. Et hoc speculum debet fieri in magistratu sui speculi et in memoria omnium nominum suorum serorum, qui omnes res ante Caym faciunt in mundissimo loco.

Coniuro vos demones vt veniatis et compareatis et dicatis michi de quocumque interrogauero vos omnem veritatem, in nomine Patris et Filij et Spiritus Sancti. Amen. 

Christus vinvit ipsum Balbieit Zelans, Zelles, Dimedero, Cadar, es qui cottidie astra celorum ascendunt vbi sunt tres dogie cruci uel breues actu uel ictu seculorum in quatuor partes seculi, ad faciendam totam voluntatem in eam, per deum ubi probabiliteret licencia placabiliter et effabiliter, sine terrore, absque tocius ineffabili poten cia deitatis summi viui sacramentum quod tu Nocma matria tue fecisti verbo, vt in similitudine tua et non in coruorum similitudine, ad sermocinandum et ad sedendum nobiscum  in quacumque hora requisierimus te in speculo isto, paifice ac humiliter ac sine vlla deformitate, te michi ostendas; et amplius vt duo uel plures de seruis tuis, qui vero tam de furto quam de homicidio aut de quacumque alia re dubitabili de qua scire voluero michi dent vera responsa vel signa, in dei virtute et obediencia. 

Istud vero speculum debet formari ad modum Clypei, vel alio modo volueris, in cuius giro hec nomina depingantur: Deus sanctus, deus omnipotens, deus fortis, deus inmortalis, pater futuri secul. Et circa duo lattera superiora sigilla Salomonis depingantur majora, in fine vero clyei minus sigillum Salomonid, et in medio speculi hoc nomen Lylet depingatur, prout in hac patebit figura que infra ponitur. Postea vero sicut alio vitro, sicut alia specula solent, circumdetur. Quo vero facto, tacite et secrete defer ad quadriuium vel ad sepulcrum alicuius hominis interfecti, in crespusculo noctis, diei Martis vel Saturni, dicendo hanc coniuracionem. 

Coniuro te Lylet ac socios tuos per Alpha et O, coniuro te eciam, Lylet atque socios et per aduentum Spiritus Sancti paracliti, vt in quacumque hora te vocauero, in hoc speculo michi appareas cum tuis sociis atque de re illa de qua scire voluero michi vera dando responsa vel signa

Oracione vero ista completa, per aliam viam reuertaris ad hospicium tuum. Posea vero, eadem hora ac ac die, ad quadriuium vade et accipe speculum, et cum de re aliqua volueris scire dubitabili, ipsos per coniuracionem iam ditam venire compellas. Et quere quiduid volueris, et dicent tibi. Etc. 

 

 

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Hoc est primum speculum Lilit et suorum virorum suorumque militum seniorum. Et hoc speculum debet fieri in magistratu sui speculi et in memoria omnium nominum suorum serorum, qui omnes res ante Caym faciunt in mundissimo loco.

Coniuro vos demones vt veniatis et compareatis et dicatis michi de quocumque interrogauero vos omnem veritatem, in nomine Patris et Filij et Spiritus Sancti. Amen. 

Christus vinvit ipsum Balbieit Zelans, Zelles, Dimedero, Cadar, es qui cottidie astra celorum ascendunt vbi sunt tres dogie cruci uel breues actu uel ictu seculorum in quatuor partes seculi, ad faciendam totam voluntatem in eam, per deum ubi probabiliteret licencia placabiliter et effabiliter, sine terrore, absque tocius ineffabili poten cia deitatis summi viui sacramentum quod tu Nocma matria tue fecisti verbo, vt in similitudine tua et non in coruorum similitudine, ad sermocinandum et ad sedendum nobiscum  in quacumque hora requisierimus te in speculo isto, paifice ac humiliter ac sine vlla deformitate, te michi ostendas; et amplius vt duo uel plures de seruis tuis, qui vero tam de furto quam de homicidio aut de quacumque alia re dubitabili de qua scire voluero michi dent vera responsa vel signa, in dei virtute et obediencia. 

Istud vero speculum debet formari ad modum Clypei, vel alio modo volueris, in cuius giro hec nomina depingantur: Deus sanctus, deus omnipotens, deus fortis, deus inmortalis, pater futuri secul. Et circa duo lattera superiora sigilla Salomonis depingantur majora, in fine vero clyei minus sigillum Salomonid, et in medio speculi hoc nomen Lylet depingatur, prout in hac patebit figura que infra ponitur. Postea vero sicut alio vitro, sicut alia specula solent, circumdetur. Quo vero facto, tacite et secrete defer ad quadriuium vel ad sepulcrum alicuius hominis interfecti, in crespusculo noctis, diei Martis vel Saturni, dicendo hanc coniuracionem. 

Coniuro te Lylet ac socios tuos per Alpha et O, coniuro te eciam, Lylet atque socios et per aduentum Spiritus Sancti paracliti, vt in quacumque hora te vocauero, in hoc speculo michi appareas cum tuis sociis atque de re illa de qua scire voluero michi vera dando responsa vel signa

Oracione vero ista completa, per aliam viam reuertaris ad hospicium tuum. Posea vero, eadem hora ac ac die, ad quadriuium vade et accipe speculum, et cum de re aliqua volueris scire dubitabili, ipsos per coniuracionem iam ditam venire compellas. Et quere quiduid volueris, et dicent tibi. Etc. 

 

 

 Lucifer please come save me, the crucifix is at my feet

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