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An ancient evil is unleashed


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John: Kate, I am madly in love with you. I'll always be by your side, no matter what. I'll treat you like a queen! If you want the moon, I'll bring it down from the sky for you!

Kate: Wow John, I'm stunned, why don't you come over ;)

John: Well, you see...

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(It's supposed to be a joke, John is not even willing to go diddle Kate after making those grandiose claims)

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are you talking about push/pull?

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Nah, it's just the worst joke I know, and I remembered it today. It's so bad, people generally cannot tell it's a joke. And if I tell them it's a joke beforehand, they're waiting for me to continue when it's finished. At which point I burst into maniacal laughter. After I explain the punchline, they generally say "yeah, we understood that part, it's not really funny".

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I smirked 

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Xadem said: 

I smirked 

I didn't, the joke lacks presentation. 

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Xadem said: 

I smirked 

I didn't, the joke lacks presentation. 

 The deadpan delivery did it for me, it has a hint of cynicism to it 

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He got that it wasn't enough by itself around 28 minutes later:

user22212 said:
(It's supposed to be a joke, John is not even willing to go diddle Kate after making those grandiose claims)
 
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last edit on 4/27/2019 7:47:46 PM
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