Don't come crawling back when Xadem leaves you.
I won't be so kind next time.
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He's just switching tactics.
This could be him admitting defeat.
Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
Scarlett was on her way home one night and she decided to take a short cut through an ally.
She was certain the direction was the right way, but the walls of the unexplored territory lead her around corners and into a dead end.
A pack of Aboriginal men showed up and with an Australian accent their leader said with an evil smirk "What's wrong love ?"
Back off said Scarlett, as she was jumbling around in her purse. She pulled out the pepper spray and as she pointed it at the pack, it was knocked out of her hand.
"Aw don't worry love, you might like it" said the fat bald one as him and these other negros surrounded here.
Oh FOKKOFF let me go ! Scarlett said as she hopelessly struggled.
As soon as the first one took out his erect penis, from behind them came a voice. "Let go of my wife"
Da ? Da ? Damiiiien !? She said with squinty eyes.
And there he was in all his glory, looking better than he does in his photoshops.
The first negro came at Damien with a trash can only to get knocked out when Damien's foot busted the negro's face. The rest of the pack then charged Damien, but he was too fast. Each strike made loud cracking sounds acompanied with painful cries of men. The Kung Fu was a spectacle. The little negro took off and almost got away but he got a flying trash can lid to the back of the head causing him to slam into the pavement while his body ragdolled into a brick wall.
The authorities showed up and we're like, man, we've been looking for these guys for years. You're a national hero sir, who are you ?
Damien was walking into the sunset. He then paused....as something never seemed right. He looked back to see Scarlett talking to the officers and pointing at him.
Cutscene: Damien running topless in slow motion in the wild Australian outback.
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