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You guys and your big day.

Since you'd like the world to know this is what I think you'd appreciate today. And no I'm not trying to guess some over the top Birthday that would cost as much as a celebrity wedding. 

You'd take a picture of this. And you would keep the figurines.

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This is a bit much, so I the amount would have to be reduced to half. You'd do the whole thing in a weekend. 

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- An order number for a new love doll. By now Annabot's Body would be destroyed. It would be another TPA material since silicone ain't cheap.

- A pair of Nunchucks. You'd swing them around and put them in a place until it's time.

- A carton of Smokes. 

- A mid range PC. ( Shut up, you'd so use it for Guitar Hero, karaoke, storage, gaming etc. )

- 30 inch display for the PC. mouse keyboard webcam included

- Some Cash. ( The greatest gift in all of history in all honesty )

- A ho. Like the doll, this one would have to be selected by you. In realistic terms, you ain't getting a porn star, something cheaper. You'd most likely get a cis female mexican or a negro.

- Switch 2. I saw you want one of these. 

- Weed

- $500 worth of Uber gift card ( They probably exist )

I estimate acquiring this much in a day would cost.... I don't know I'll just throw a number. Can be done for 5k. 

You been calling Med lately. Mhm. And she's quiet today.

 

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I got a switch 2 some cash and madden 27 and a carton of cigarettes and and extra switch 2 controller that works on my phone. Your 5k birthday would have been better though. I also went to see the Foo Fighters at Nationals stadium. That picture would cost a literal fortune

last edit on 8/20/2026 9:42:24 PM
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Chapo said: 

I got a switch 2 some cash and madden 27 and a carton of cigarettes and and extra switch 2 controller that works on my phone.

Aww you have people to celebrate your birthday with? 

It wasn't your parents right? I've been there, it's better than being alone but it's damn depressing compared to childhood birthdays. 

I also went to see the Foo Fighters at Nationals stadium. 

Eyyy a man of taste. 

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In realistic terms, you ain't getting a porn star, something cheaper.

Hey man, Onlyfans != Pornstar. 

There's some scuzzy pornstars out there that are truly of the streets. 

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Prompted that Pokemon themed cake and surround it with 35 booster packs and look down on it from a 30-60 degree angle. Told it to address it to Drew and it called you Drew Drew so I just left it at that. 

This was much easier than making the Luna's  photo real League of Legends cake, which took about an hour or more to model texture and render in Maya using the Mental Ray render engine, many years ago. Her cake also had more lore to it. It's a space cake ( THC laced ) it had an insane amount of the laced butter, I don't recall the exact specs.  

I know what everyone wants or what would make them happy, though I will admit there are some here that would be difficult to impress. 

I see the Switch 2 and if I had a switch already I wouldn't be interested in upgrading at this point in time. Looked into your Madden 27 on the Switch 2 and it has moments of interactive realism, nicely made. I don't even know how to play American football but if I played that I'd skip the performance mode. 30fps is fine. 

 

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In realistic terms, you ain't getting a porn star, something cheaper.

Hey man, Onlyfans != Pornstar. 

There's some scuzzy pornstars out there that are truly of the streets. 

 What you do is load up the classified. This is legal in Canada, these women are right there with images and descriptions of their services offering to come to your house. Don't know if that's legal in any states.  

 

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In realistic terms, you ain't getting a porn star, something cheaper.

Hey man, Onlyfans != Pornstar. 

There's some scuzzy pornstars out there that are truly of the streets. 

 What you do is load up the classified. This is legal in Canada, these women are right there with images and descriptions of their services offering to come to your house. Don't know if that's legal in any states.  

I saw that more in other countries than the US at least, but I'm sure it's solicited online for the US. 

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Hey man, Onlyfans != Pornstar. 

There's some scuzzy pornstars out there that are truly of the streets. 

 What you do is load up the classified. This is legal in Canada, these women are right there with images and descriptions of their services offering to come to your house. Don't know if that's legal in any states.  

I saw that more in other countries than the US at least, but I'm sure it's solicited online for the US. 

 Here we have a site called Leos List. Similar to Kijiji or Craigslist. It has a section for escorts.

Says here this is illegal in most states. 

In Canada it draws the line at pimping. The escort has to work on her own though she can probably hire someone to come along and wait around so she's safe.

Women ain't cheap, plus it's more difficult to score. It's not like the days where men married virgins with low divorce rates.

Here, in 2026. The dating scene shrunk. Less guys are getting laid, and there's more friction between the 2 genders. Dating is hard. In the land of inflation a date is expensive. 9 out of 10 times he has to pay, and he isn't getting laid by her, maybe ever. She's out dating other guys etc. 

Then there's the guys who just want to get laid. For much cheaper and little to no effort he can scroll and select what he considers a fine piece of ass, call her over and when she comes, he'll roll out the red carpet and now he gets to hit it.

People will judge him with the whole "You paid for sex !" I used to do that. But I see the light. Doing this once or twice a week is actually much cheaper than having a girlfriend. From what I gather these women also offer discounts to returning customers which is smart cause customers have endless flavors to take for a spin. 

And no I never paid for sex before.

Few months ago I had a pinched nerve on my right arm and it wouldn't go away. I felt it all down my arm into my neck. So my buddy took me to his local rub and tug. Chinese girl was like "Tennis Elbow" and I was like no pinched elbow. "Tennis elbow okay we fix".

I lained topless on my stomach on a massage table while some woman was sitting on my ass giving me a decent massage. Then the boss lady appeared. a cute little chinky woman, she walked on my back cracked my spine, gave me extra time. She really tried to impress me. They offered a happy ending but my arm was too fucked up.

That place is 5 minutes away by foot and there's another one around the corner and another one down the street. $160 CAD  ( $116 USD ) per session.

I never go to those places cause I never had to. If the sex is good, I'd be really happy to see her everytime, and that's the double edged sword right there.   

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