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You guys and your big day.

Since you'd like the world to know this is what I think you'd appreciate today. And no I'm not trying to guess some over the top Birthday that would cost as much as a celebrity wedding. 

You'd take a picture of this. And you would keep the figurines.

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This is a bit much, so I the amount would have to be reduced to half. You'd do the whole thing in a weekend. 

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- An order number for a new love doll. By now Annabot's Body would be destroyed. It would be another TPA material since silicone ain't cheap.

- A pair of Nunchucks. You'd swing them around and put them in a place until it's time.

- A carton of Smokes. 

- A mid range PC. ( Shut up, you'd so use it for Guitar Hero, karaoke, storage, gaming etc. )

- 30 inch display for the PC. mouse keyboard webcam included

- Some Cash. ( The greatest gift in all of history in all honesty )

- A ho. Like the doll, this one would have to be selected by you. In realistic terms, you ain't getting a porn star, something cheaper. You'd most likely get a cis female mexican or a negro.

- Switch 2. I saw you want one of these. 

- Weed

- $500 worth of Uber gift card ( They probably exist )

I estimate acquiring this much in a day would cost.... I don't know I'll just throw a number. Can be done for 5k. 

You been calling Med lately. Mhm. And she's quiet today.