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 Hello Miss (redacted). You don't know me, but I am one of your neighbors, Clarice. I am going to have to ask you to please remove the yellow glowing signs you have installed on your driveway, as they flash in my eyes and make it difficult for me to see.

 I am also going to have to ask you to make your driveway less steep as it is a safety hazard for people coming up from the sharp turn point just off the highway if you are getting into your driveway too slowly. I am the president of the newly formed home owners association.