Chris, when I saw it crawl out from under the fridge and right at the foot of your chair
I should have let nature take it's course and that centipede cling to your leg after crawling up your shoe and into your pants and sting the shit out of you. I would be so happy today if I had a memory of you being stung shitless by a centipede
But no, I got involved and despite being extremely scared of centipedes killed it myself
Despite that they let off an defensive odor when being killed which lingers after death
I should have let karma happen
I shouldn't have helped you kill that centipede
Did you ever thank me for killing a fucking gigantic jungle centipede for you
When most students would have ran
Of fucking course not
Even though if anyone else had done that you would have thanked the them