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Lauren and I went shopping together after the movie


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Lauren and I went to a perfume store in the mall where everything was 75 percent off. I think it was bath and body works?

I got dry shampoo and so did she

We both got perfume 

I picked a random one because all perfume smells the same 

I like perfume

But Lauren wanted to smell everything 

At first I was annoyed but

She looked really happy so I stayed and enjoyed watching her have fun

When it was time for her to buy hers I grabbed the little machine that you swipe your card in and I blocked Lauren from being able to use it by wrapping my hand around the swipey swipe thing

And I gave the lady a wad of cash which I had stuffed in my pokemon print sock 

Lauren thought the entire thing was hilarious lol

I gave her a kiss and I told the nice register lady to have a happy pride month 

Although she looked uncomfortable

I think I fucked up. 

But lauren was happy!

We also went to the pet store at the mall and looked at the cute animals 

Lauren keeps saying she wanted them all as.pets as I described to her how different animals are eaten as delicacies in other countries 

Like dogs in korea and guinea pigs in peru

Or like she would be like "I want a turtle!" And I would be like "I had turtle soup once and it tasted like a muddy chicken."

Now we are at Target 

I am sitting here eating an entire wheel of brie cheese as I write this. 

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In my teens I had a crush on this girl. Still she's very beautiful, probably the nicest looking woman in my list. 

In came the head games. She's dating everyone but me, and while she's with these guys she's watching me. Even dated my friend. 

Her friend fell for me, so I dated her friend for years, it was okay. She tried to steal me from her friend. 

My early crush who was banging my buddy, her parents and grandparents loved me lol. Today there's this whole vibe of what could've been, but this is the way of 10's. ( She's presumably a 10. Highly sought after even in her 40's ) 

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One time this lesbian was all over her, and.... I'm there, and her and the lesbian were watching me. 

Lesbian was like a Tomboy, the look she was giving me was like, "she's mine forever" and of course my crush who loved male attention would be looking at me like "I'm taken" lol, I honestly don't know why I'd stick around. It's whatever. I'm at the hot chicks home and getting laid was priority back then. 

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Because of my past, when you say Lauren, the first thing that comes to mind, is some skinny chick with short hair and glasses who'd have a disdainful stare toward men. Not saying she is, it's just the picture I get with Lauren.

I worked in a place, and there was this milf with massive juggs. She'd wear sweaters but her tits were still pornographics even while clothed. Then there was a lesbian who also worked there, and she'd walk around with the woman with the massive juggs, and when you look over at them, the lesbian see you, as a matter of fact when you glance over at them, the lesbian is already watching you, and she'll keep watching until you look away. 

Again I don't know Lauren, but I imagine between her and Delora, she'd probably be the one with that hissing stare toward any guys that looking their way.  

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In my teens I had a crush on this girl. Still she's very beautiful, probably the nicest looking woman in my list. 

In came the head games. She's dating everyone but me, and while she's with these guys she's watching me. Even dated my friend. 

Her friend fell for me, so I dated her friend for years, it was okay. She tried to steal me from her friend. 

My early crush who was banging my buddy, her parents and grandparents loved me lol. Today there's this whole vibe of what could've been, but this is the way of 10's. ( She's presumably a 10. Highly sought after even in her 40's ) 

.

One time this lesbian was all over her, and.... I'm there, and her and the lesbian were watching me. 

Lesbian was like a Tomboy, the look she was giving me was like, "she's mine forever" and of course my crush who loved male attention would be looking at me like "I'm taken" lol, I honestly don't know why I'd stick around. It's whatever. I'm at the hot chicks home and getting laid was priority back then. 

.

Because of my past, when you say Lauren, the first thing that comes to mind, is some skinny chick with short hair and glasses who'd have a disdainful stare toward men. Not saying she is, it's just the picture I get with Lauren.

I worked in a place, and there was this milf with massive juggs. She'd wear sweaters but her tits were still pornographics even while clothed. Then there was a lesbian who also worked there, and she'd walk around with the woman with the massive juggs, and when you look over at them, the lesbian see you, as a matter of fact when you glance over at them, the lesbian is already watching you, and she'll keep watching until you look away. 

Again I don't know Lauren, but I imagine between her and Delora, she'd probably be the one with that hissing stare toward any guys that looking their way.  

 Tony Lauren is thicc af and goth.

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last edit on 6/29/2026 12:32:23 AM
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I remember, you mentioned her being gothic and has large boobs. 

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