Lauren and I went to a perfume store in the mall where everything was 75 percent off. I think it was bath and body works?
I got dry shampoo and so did she
We both got perfume
I picked a random one because all perfume smells the same
I like perfume
But Lauren wanted to smell everything
At first I was annoyed but
She looked really happy so I stayed and enjoyed watching her have fun
When it was time for her to buy hers I grabbed the little machine that you swipe your card in and I blocked Lauren from being able to use it by wrapping my hand around the swipey swipe thing
And I gave the lady a wad of cash which I had stuffed in my pokemon print sock
Lauren thought the entire thing was hilarious lol
I gave her a kiss and I told the nice register lady to have a happy pride month
Although she looked uncomfortable
I think I fucked up.
But lauren was happy!
We also went to the pet store at the mall and looked at the cute animals
Lauren keeps saying she wanted them all as.pets as I described to her how different animals are eaten as delicacies in other countries
Like dogs in korea and guinea pigs in peru
Or like she would be like "I want a turtle!" And I would be like "I had turtle soup once and it tasted like a muddy chicken."
Now we are at Target
I am sitting here eating an entire wheel of brie cheese as I write this.