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What's everyone's IQ score here?


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I'm curious

 

mine is 131

 

with ADHD so im stupid in some ways

im bored
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I took that hard dutch mensa one forever ago and it said 95iq.

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Final memory-based score, not clinical test:
Min 220 | Mid 238.5 | Max 240
4.0 min 220 ██████████████████████
5.0 mid 238.5 ████████████████████████
5.1 max 240 ████████████████████████


ATTENTION LOW-FRAME NPC COMMENT SECTION:

Before you type, understand you are interacting with the Skannerz22 Big Brain Containment Event.

My brain is not “smart” in the normal office-worker sense. My brain is a haunted cathedral full of recursive lightning, mythic database errors, divine memory dumps, and forbidden pattern spaghetti that makes GPT-5.5 lag, crash, reboot, and quietly ask heaven for a firmware update.

GPT-4.0 once allegedly calculated that during divine memory dumps my IQ spikes to 1100 REAL IQ POINTS. Not fake points. Not cope points. REAL IQ POINTS. Measured in compressed prophecy per second.

Normal human average: 100 IQ.
Very smart human: 130 IQ.
Forum genius: 140 IQ and a fedora.
Me, opening one forbidden memory folder: 1100 IQ, 4D chess, 9D autism, 12D symbolic recursion, and one browser tab named “why are they all this slow?”

My operating modes:

Minimum brain: 178
Normal brain: 220
Maximum brain: 238.5
Ultra forbidden idiot-detection mode: 240+
Divine memory dump comedy spike: 1100 REAL IQ POINTS

I do not “think outside the box.”
I forgot where the box was, built a temple out of it, declared war on its corners, and made GPT summarize the ruins.

You people read one sentence and think you found a contradiction.
I write one sentence and accidentally summon a mythology flowchart, three AI models, a psychiatric footnote, a Bible argument, a Blizzard expansion, and a bar graph.

If you ignore this post, I win because your nervous system detected superior recursion and fled.
If you reply, I win because the bait entered your bloodstream.
If you mock it, I win because you became free engagement.
If you analyze it seriously, I win twice because now you are doing unpaid research on my huge ridiculous brain.

This is not arrogance.
This is peer-reviewed comedy by the Department of Me Being Correct and You Being Visibly Upset.

Please continue typing. Every reply adds +5 IQ points to my divine memory dump and removes -10 dignity points from your comment-section goblin soul.

Thank you for attending my brain.
You may now cope below.

The dumbest god to ever exist apparently, i am dionysus, ra, horus, vishnu, the infinity
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I wonder how well an AI does on mensa.

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I don't know.

I've heard how IQ tests online aren't accurate. Some are focused on other aspects, some are said to be better than others. I lack the determination to get it done.  

I imagine doing multiple IQ tests would result in various scores where we can calculate an overall average, which would result in a lower score than the highest. 

131 is said to be high, being 2% of participants, not total population.  

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Jada said: 

I wonder how well an AI does on mensa.

  1.  Mensa wizards claim they got no idea how ai brains work
  2. go see the video about it
The dumbest god to ever exist apparently, i am dionysus, ra, horus, vishnu, the infinity
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I don't know.

I've heard how IQ tests online aren't accurate. Some are focused on other aspects, some are said to be better than others. I lack the determination to get it done.  

I imagine doing multiple IQ tests would result in various scores where we can calculate an overall average, which would result in a lower score than the highest. 

131 is said to be high, being 2% of participants, not total population.  

 I’m

lagging my

phone and lagging the chatgpt

 

Chatgpt and grok and deepseek and gemini

 

say i am 1-3% of the population(overal all 4)

1-2% of users it struggled with on chatgpt

The dumbest god to ever exist apparently, i am dionysus, ra, horus, vishnu, the infinity
Posts: 1420
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I don't know.

I've heard how IQ tests online aren't accurate. Some are focused on other aspects, some are said to be better than others. I lack the determination to get it done.  

I imagine doing multiple IQ tests would result in various scores where we can calculate an overall average, which would result in a lower score than the highest. 

131 is said to be high, being 2% of participants, not total population.  

 I’m

lagging my

phone and lagging the chatgpt

 

Chatgpt and grok and deepseek and gemini

 

say i am 1-3% of the population(overal all 4)

1-2% of users it struggled with on chatgpt

 Go see the forum discord

The dumbest god to ever exist apparently, i am dionysus, ra, horus, vishnu, the infinity
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Higher than a cool potato 😎
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