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I bought an entire chocolate cake for 12$


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Here in Hawaii they are usually 20$. My girlfriend and I have been slowly eating on it over the past few days. 

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HO 

LY 

SHIT 

 

how far down the cake are you? 

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Yeah it had a cherry too it was pretty good 

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Chocolate cake is a stimulant that will release dopamine and it's also good for growth in various regions of the body including the tits and the trunk. 

last edit on 4/14/2026 12:41:29 AM
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Chocolate cake is a stimulant that will release dopamine and it's also good for growth in various regions of the body including the tits and the trunk. 

Anything high in fat and sugar can do that, which is why we've had a history of fast food triggering pre-pubescent menstruation via increases in Estrogen. Growth Hormones are likely related as well, which will extend into anything with Dairy. 

This tends to be more true during earlier development, and less so once you're an adult. That being said, if you want to be 'manly', don't eat cake and definitely avoid Big Macs. 

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last edit on 4/15/2026 6:31:32 PM
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I bought 8 chicken hotdogs for 95 cents.

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Chapo said: 

I bought 8 chicken hotdogs for 95 cents.

 You win dude

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Okay I'm bringing AI into this: 

Delora: 
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Chapo:
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As a matter of price expectation, Chapo got a slight discount and Delora paid extra. 

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last edit on 4/19/2026 5:03:05 AM
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Chapo said: 

I bought 8 chicken hotdogs for 95 cents.

 It's 2026 and you're not a boomer. 

Denied. 

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