Lesbians arnt real 2026
Not my exact words, but I've been saying it for years.
Blanc is bisexual. She claims to be a dike, meanwhile I have a picture of her and her ex boyfriend who she ran away to Mexico with.
According to peach, her and Alice were looking for a male 3rd party. I guess a woman can only go so long with just fingers and licking.
Then they broke up cause Alice had consensual intercourse with some dude. Peach was really pissed off, and peach said she wanted a man. Maybe now she got one.
I used to have 2 roommates. One gay guy and one lesbian. I could've banged the lesbian. She used to walk in my room and sit by my foot smoking cigarettes. Another time she was on my lap. Oh yeah, could've easily done it.
Every proclaimed lesbian got railed. GB is all that exists LGBTQ.
Well I can't list every case I've seen, plus if I did I doubt it would make any difference.
I don't trust self proclaimed lesbians when they express some kind of ick toward males either. Seen them carry on about it, next thing you know they have a guy over for the entire month of December.
She'll say things to make you feel more valued. But still, no strapons or dildos, just phallic fingers and phallic tongue licking. Nothing deep or girthy, sounds wonderful for a bisexual.
I don't trust self proclaimed lesbians when they express some kind of ick toward males either. Seen them carry on about it, next thing you know they have a guy over for the entire month of December.
Well, I don't trust self proclaimed heterosexual people that express ick towards their own sex. Seen them carry on about it, next thing you know they're naked in the sauna or hot tub 'just bros no homo', but we all know the truth.
I don't trust self proclaimed lesbians when they express some kind of ick toward males either. Seen them carry on about it, next thing you know they have a guy over for the entire month of December.
Well, I don't trust self proclaimed heterosexual people that express ick towards their own sex.
Yes you do.
Nathan. Saying things out of spite doesn't grant you any favors or makes you a hero. Instead it makes you look bad in front of everyone.
I don't trust self proclaimed lesbians when they express some kind of ick toward males either. Seen them carry on about it, next thing you know they have a guy over for the entire month of December.
Well, I don't trust self proclaimed heterosexual people that express ick towards their own sex. Seen them carry on about it, next thing you know they're naked in the sauna or hot tub 'just bros no homo', but we all know the truth.
Yes you do.
Nathan. Saying things out of spite doesn't grant you any favors or makes you a hero. Instead it makes you look bad in front of everyone.
What gave it away, the parallel in language?
It was a joke dude lighten up. I know you're totally squick about something that's completely normal every day behavior to the point of obstinate intolerance, but as someone without this affliction it looks hilarious to me.
It's as if you were the one who is disordered for being unable to be attracted to men, and everything you do in relation to it is a reflection of your disorder.
That being said, it's only 40% nature, the other 60% still has room for you to become that much better than you already are by accepting bisexuality into your life. There's hope for you yet.
Then they broke up cause Alice had consensual intercourse with some dude.
Nope. broke up bc I was unhappy and felt like I deserved better. On a platonic level I miss my best friend but I dont miss her romantically and I stand by that choice.
Found out from a mutal friend months later than when I wasnt around she would touch other women and "act single."
Peach was really pissed off, and peach said she wanted a man. Maybe now she got one.
This man acts like he cannot breathe without me. My house is full of flowers, he sends gifts to my job for myself and some of my close coworkers. I padlocked a chain around his neck and I have the key. If he ever dreamed of asking me for money or to do any kind of chore i would dump him instantly. He lives 9 hours away and we still have sex more frequently than alice and i did. I dont know why I ever let myself settle for less.
However brief it might be, welcome back. We should play something over Steam again like we tried doing before with Fall Guys.
On a platonic level I miss my best friend but I dont miss her romantically and I stand by that choice.
Basically how I feel over Crow, except wow lol the lawsuit that made it fall apart was fucking brutal.
Some of my best times in my life happened with her there, and also among some of the worst.
Found out from a mutal friend months later than when I wasnt around she would touch other women and "act single."
...been there for the most part, sorry to hear it happened to you. 🫤
Peach was really pissed off, and peach said she wanted a man. Maybe now she got one.
This man acts like he cannot breathe without me.
That sounds horribly relatable.
I padlocked a chain around his neck and I have the key.
...once again, that sounds horribly relatable. 😅
If he ever dreamed of asking me for money or to do any kind of chore i would dump him instantly. He lives 9 hours away and we still have sex more frequently than alice and i did.
It doesn't sound like anything permanent, but there's also nothing wrong with wanting to take a break from anything serious with something superficial instead.
I dont know why I ever let myself settle for less.
It wasn't less it was what you felt you needed at the time, you don't need to tarnish your self-image.