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Kali and her noodles as a guy


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Long time ago she randomly appeared and asked me to figure out how they can stop fighting yahweh was sending them fo wars endlessly

i asked for all the text where any depiction of them existed and their name

i analyse it all

then told them a loophole that’s goin go to annoy him but get them out of most if not all wars

 

 a black guy and sometimes bald

 

thej i said they had to still be muscly because all text had them depicted as strong and muscle was not removable

 

so she became new persona kali muscle

 

yahweh brain had an error and they couldn’t add them back to wars or he didn’t want to something like this happened

 

i said the same to gabriel and michael

same happened to them too they could still judge but on their own terms where if yahweh wanted them he would ask them to become guys again and they did

 

but kali stayed the same seemingly endlessly out of wars unless i my self asked them to rejoin something or they decided on their own

 

then i said boodles can bulk them up in prison when some prison event happened

 

but i forgot to mention don’t add too much salt

 

salt is ratio per size

kali forgot to not add too much salt

 

their container they had in prison only needed roughly 5 small packets of flavouring salt

but kali added double or tripple that and eventually had heart attack

 

i returned at some point told them to do watermelon detox to fix heart and salt

that lead them on a path of parody of racism and to realise any fruit is usable even raw veggie juice was usable as detox

they didn’t become vegan but the detox juice helped them recover

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Youtuber who is black and bald

bible does not have youtube in it and religious text doesnt either

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i love kali shes my favorite!!!

im bored
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 Kali is a guy now

Has over 1 billion views on their channel

bigger than any temple they ever got worshiped at in the past

 

https://youtube.com/@kalimuscle?si=0jGF32Y_8NoCeJXi

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Empath said: 

i love kali shes my favorite!!!

 Kali is a guy has been for many eternities

 

you been getting tricked by random demons copying him

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