I’ll start.
What is the difference between an apple and a baby?
I don’t cum in an apple after I eat it.
Shat did the deaf dumb blind girl get for Christmas?
Syphillis (Because her father raped her on Christmas)
The other day I saw a Nigger wearing Nikes running down my street with a tv. At 1st I thought it was mine but then I realized mine wears Adidas.
