1. Buttered is an easy target who doesn’t fight back nor takes any social risk
2. he still calls people goobers
3. He’s a goober
4. i never take responsibility for my own actions
5. fine i made it because it just works. People notice the novelty
6. it was a clever quip
7. it actually had nothing to do with buttered toast it was pretty random choice. Let that be a lesson to you that sometimes in life people do things for no particular reason
