1. Turncoat
2. Challenge seeker
3. jim
4. Luna
5. Spite
6. lena be so thirsty for my bae
7. Dr Phil and his voluptuous forehead of destiny
No. I may not have standards or any self respect or a high enough IQ to be considered mentally competent but what I do have is complete and utter disgust for your twinkly husband.
See, a normal person whom had interacted with me to such a limited extent would be neutral about me, but you are a narcissist, so I get how you would feel that way considering I trigger your rage, roast you, and shatter your pride as an independent, free acting human.