"hi I'm Chapo I just ran over a pregnant woman and she got a restraining order on me and now I was charged a billion dollars and I'm going to jail lol I'm so smart. I found her and smacked her in the face and then I got a boner. She had a juniper in her front yard that gave me a boner too. Just kidding idk wtf a juniper is I'm a fucking moron. It's ok med will pay for it. Oh wait I spent all her money ig she can't." (Drinks an immense amount of alcoholic substance)
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