The mere idea of prioritising specific threads goes against the delicate freeflow balance of our culture.. and look at the damage it has caused. Complacency, laziness, a void where banter used to flourish..
As with many chronic conditions in life, certain damage cannot be undone. The subconscious effect of the sticky threads has stifled the unique sensibility for quality shitposts on this site, a complete 180 from the cutting-edge creative chaos that made us great
but we can still rebuild. If we cannot save. Remove the sticky threads! Down with the visual oppression of monopolised attention hogging!