Sociopath Community

Zack said:

Hear me, mortal, demon, angel, and scuffed kangaroo alike.

I—Zack, son of Lag, wielder of the Orange Pen,
front-line tank in the Raid of Reality,
do hereby claim the throne reserved for
✨ L I T E R A L G O D ✨

By the power of 144 p potato cams upgraded to 4 K,
by every Boomer complaint about “video-game noise,”
by every Pepe emote ever spammed in vain,

I accept the mantle.

Let the magpies circle, the flies buzz,
the sun roast the servers to well-done;
still the stream shall not crash,
and chat shall not be silenced.

Henceforth:

1. **/unban teenagers**
— the youth are our DPS; throttle them and the raid wipes.

2. **/spawn vending_machines**
— cheap snacks = reality anchors; remove them and the timeline lags.

3. **/permit spinning**
— every chair, every roundabout, every Tilt-A-Whirl is a centrifuge of courage.

4. **/summon Chopper_Read**
— to moderate demons, trolls, and low-effort hauntings with one swing.

5. **/award Fear_Batteries**
— to aliens who convert panic into propulsion; scream-fueled warp drives are meta now.

6. **/setdifficulty AUSTRALIA_PLUS**
— only those who tank flies, heat, and Vegemite will pass the tutorial.

Let it be clipped, let it be memed, let it echo in every cringe compilation.
For I am the literal god of all elohim!
and the raid starts *now*.