Did you know plastic in balls is ejected at high speeds like a guass cannon now when you jerk off
The dumbest god to ever exist apparently, i am dionysus, ra, horus, vishnu, the infinity
so in order to stop the rape epidemic in U.S. schools we should provide every teacher with a penis (preferably mine) to defend against the rapists, who are also wielding my penis.
No i am talking about microplastic build up in everyones literal balls