Why else do you think I came back?
does anybody else feel like a ghost, not really living life but just passing through it? Like a smooth turd, provided you hydrate well in advance. Otherwise it can turn into constipation. And that, while enjoyable, is not healthy.
I’ll probably regret asking but… why is constipation enjoyable to you?
The state of constipation is a matter of symbolism as well as pragmatism. We consider it an antithesis to the healthy, well hydrated and smooth nature of a phenomenon called a “golden drop”. This occurs when the conditions inside and outside the digestive tract come together to form a sequence of turds that don’t stick to your anus, nor remain like little raisins on your ass hair, and upon dropping into the bowl, you are left with feelings of ultimate satisfaction and peace, for there is nothing left to shit anymore.
constipation, then, is a logical response to this, as it conserves large amounts of digested food inside your body. When the time finally comes, the experience is an intense one. It can be extremely painful too, to expel a log of drywall through your anal cavity. But you grit your teeth and push through, and when it finally lands, that feels like 10 golden drops at once. I’m addicted to it baby
hope that explains it to you.