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Hit a new low


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Why else do you think I came back? 

does anybody else feel like a ghost, not really living life but just passing through it? Like a smooth turd, provided you hydrate well in advance. Otherwise it can turn into constipation. And that, while enjoyable, is not healthy. 

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Why else do you think I came back? 

does anybody else feel like a ghost, not really living life but just passing through it? Like a smooth turd, provided you hydrate well in advance. Otherwise it can turn into constipation. And that, while enjoyable, is not healthy. 

 Who are you

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Why else do you think I came back? 

does anybody else feel like a ghost, not really living life but just passing through it? Like a smooth turd, provided you hydrate well in advance. Otherwise it can turn into constipation. And that, while enjoyable, is not healthy. 

 I’ll probably regret asking but… why is constipation enjoyable to you?

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does anybody else feel like a ghost, not really living life but just passing through it? 

That's a big yes. 

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Why else do you think I came back? 

does anybody else feel like a ghost, not really living life but just passing through it? Like a smooth turd, provided you hydrate well in advance. Otherwise it can turn into constipation. And that, while enjoyable, is not healthy. 

 I’ll probably regret asking but… why is constipation enjoyable to you?

 He likes butt plugs probably

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Why else do you think I came back? 

does anybody else feel like a ghost, not really living life but just passing through it? Like a smooth turd, provided you hydrate well in advance. Otherwise it can turn into constipation. And that, while enjoyable, is not healthy. 

 I’ll probably regret asking but… why is constipation enjoyable to you?

The state of constipation is a matter of symbolism as well as pragmatism. We consider it an antithesis to the healthy, well hydrated and smooth nature of a phenomenon called a “golden drop”. This occurs when the conditions inside and outside the digestive tract come together to form a sequence of turds that don’t stick to your anus, nor remain like little raisins on your ass hair, and upon dropping into the bowl, you are left with feelings of ultimate satisfaction and peace, for there is nothing left to shit anymore. 

constipation, then, is a logical response to this, as it conserves large amounts of digested food inside your body. When the time finally comes, the experience is an intense one. It can be extremely painful too, to expel a log of drywall through your anal cavity. But you grit your teeth and push through, and when it finally lands, that feels like 10 golden drops at once. I’m addicted to it baby 

hope that explains it to you. 

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Something twisted must’ve happened to you while being toilet trained. 

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Weird world we live in isn’t it

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Weird world we live in isn’t it

A lot of what's come to pass are things I kind of saw coming actually. 

At this point I'm just waiting for they'll stop delaying the self driving car for when we can finally have the US become Techno-Socialist. 

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Weird world we live in isn’t it

A lot of what's come to pass are things I kind of saw coming actually. 

At this point I'm just waiting for they'll stop delaying the self driving car for when we can finally have the US become Techno-Socialist. 

 What are some other things you saw coming Nostradamus?

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