SPACE
im no expert but, thats not a new planet, thats an asteroid LOL
just in case you were wondering we circumvented an actual asteroid recently that was definitely going to hit earth isn't that fun, go us
apparently we're not sure if earth is speeding up or slowing down (it's all relative right?) but apparently we've had to adjust the clocks (i still blame cern) but, now they're considering adjusting it back a second. and, what the fuck would the implications of that be?
INTERIOR DESIGN
nO to these ugly fire places stop it do not do it no no no no no i dont care what anyone says (my favorite style is scandinavian though so you do you) i just wouldn't pay extra to put in something people for the last 20 years have been demo'ing
don't make ur house ugly follow these guides
don't be a shitty guest room person
https://www.popsugar.com/home/cocooning-design-trend-49380304
make ur house look cool and stuff
FLORIDA
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/doorcam-catches-lightning-strike-in-florida/vi-AA1J1B1t
as a native floridian i can confirm this summers lightning here is REAL and has been unprecedented
hurricane rant skip if you dont' give a fuck
we just want to know what's coming for us brewing in the fucking ocean somewhere, everyone is clammoring over what the next big bad hurricane will be. my plans are to leave the entire state and get away as far as possible- because hurricanes suck. are we unphased by them? yes. but as someone who is dependent on pharmacy for mental fucking stability, i don't want to be trapped for two weeks in my neighborhood because there is so many trees and powerlines down, i can't get to the pharmacy- where there are no pharmacists administering me my meds, because they also are MIA in the wake of horrific hurricanes. and stocking up before hand sounds like a no brainer, i dare you to try it- and watch how it doesn't actually work in reality. imagine millions of people trying to stock up on their meds all at the same time. it doesn't work.
my advice, sniff for things daily in the ocean. and when you see something coming, two weeks prior stock up on necessities you'll need to survive the lengthy trip, and then leave a week prior. yes, a week. it's impossible to get out of the state later- when everyone else panics and tries to get out- due to there being no fucking gas left. fuck hurricanes. that is all.
save your sick days kids, it's in the air, everyone knows it, locals know it. we're due, to get desimitated. everyones anitcipated a big one this year- if not, seven. something like that. it's casual. when they start rolling out, i'm moving. not, even joking.
pack your bags, be prepared. this shit is no joke for those who don't want to tolerate it. and i'm taking my dog with me. don't, leave behind your pets. as an experienced floridian. i'm sorry to tell you this, but they die. don't kennel them or leave them to 'someone else' to watch, i don't care how good they say they are. you cannot leave a dog that is a tactical escape artist with someone who doesn't know the animal at all. my dog is my son so, he will literally be accomodated on my trip in every way possible. he also has a seizure condition so keep things like this in mind, you'll need to stock up and keep these meds in a refridgerated cooler that has self operated power (don't plug shit into your car battery you dumb fuck, you'll never make it out of the state
TECH
oh hey here's some ideas for your road trip when you flee the state in fear of your life
more car gadgets
FINANCE
be careful trusting financial advisors, always look for multiple opinions on the same matter- and yeah, be very careful trusting financial advisors... or people who are watching over your elderly in general the title says it all:
‘Who can I turn to?’ A financial planner helped my sister rob our parents’ estate – and then reinvested the money with himself'
TRUE CRIME
true crime news, nothing more headlining than a death valley case. these are always the most uncanny and mysterious. how is she alive?
that's it for today's wtf news, but keep in mind folks, nothing ever happens.
