I had to read this with my own eyes.
How dare you
Do you usually read things with Sugar's eyes?
Yeah, and I play your wife's sex video in the background for some ambient plastic bottle noise
my wife just asked me if you were going to bring up the video out of concern just now after she saw my words to you, and a second after she asked, you did.
How did she know? Because I vaguely slighted your fragile, sugar-slave ass.
I made a joke about having to read about Luna crushing on you with my own eyes and you bring up sugar out of nowhere but I'm fragile right?
Tell delora I think of her fondly whenever I get mountain dew
you better think of my sexy ass even when you see sprite
Only when its sprite lymonade ☺
