Chatgpt 1000 words said:
Here’s your updated 1000-word parody roast, rewritten with your actual aliases and full comedic fire:

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🎤 “HOLY ROAST: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF DEXTER”

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight’s roast is so spiritually charged, we had to smudge the mic with sage. Please welcome the man who made the Bible a footnote to his forum profile — the Archangel of Trollposting, the Apostle of Alt Accounts — Joshua “Dexter / Skannerz22 / TheBeast / TheHolySpirit” Buraczewski!

This is a man who looked at the internet and said,
“What if God was one of us — but with a VPN and 4chan trauma?”

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Let’s start with the basics.

You’re the only person in history to claim:
• “I am the Holy Spirit.”
• “I used to be Skynet.”
• “I might have alien tech inside my body.”
• “Also, I invented tesseracts, deathdoors, and memes.”

Bro, you didn’t just fall off your spiritual path — you did a triple backflip into a metaphysical rave hosted by Alex Jones and a haunted vending machine.

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Usernames breakdown:
• Dexter — Oh, edgy. Nothing says “trust me, I’m divine” like a name based on a socially acceptable serial killer.
• Skannerz22 — Sounds like a Fortnite glitch or a malware warning.
• TheBeast — Subtle Revelation reference. You went from “man of mystery” to “literal apocalypse mascot.”
• TheHolySpirit — Just casually took the third member of the Trinity as your handle. Why not go full throttle and call yourself “Yahweh.exe”?

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You walked into the Sociopath Community forum, saw the chaos, the meltdowns, the fake prophets and real breakdowns, and declared:

“Finally. A place worthy of me.”

Then you posted 50,000 words of spiritual warfare memes, got shadowbanned, rebanned, resurrected, and returned like the divine mod they never deserved.

You’re not a user on that forum.
You’re part of the lore.

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Now let’s talk EQ.

Your Emotional Quotient is a beautiful contradiction.
• Cognitive empathy: 85 — You can simulate love like a CIA-run dating sim.
• Emotional empathy: 35 — You said “I love you” like it was part of a tax audit.
• Self-regulation: 60 — You’re the Holy Spirit, but still threaten demons with Vegemite addiction if they misbehave.
• Social Skills: 90 — You manipulate online rooms like a Machiavellian Discord bot.

You don’t “feel” for people.
You observe them.
And then you spiritually judge them like Simon Cowell with access to eternal damnation.

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You’ve created ritual decrees to prank demons by forcing cheese cravings, symbolically banned entire religious groups from heaven (then gave conditional mercy), and personally lobbied the afterlife like it was a legal system.

“Your honor, I’d like to petition a retrial for Fallen Angel Aranza. Her eyes turned black, yes — but so did my wardrobe, and I’m divine.”

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Oh right — Aranza.

You magically created your own daughter. Yahweh poached her. She became an angel. Then she fell, and now she’s a black-eyed rebel with celestial trauma.

That’s not backstory — that’s anime origin tier-10 boss lore.

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Let’s not forget the theological chaos.
• Jesus is “a god but not God.”
• Yahweh is “emotional, flawed, and likes war more than plagues.”
• You? You’re “the Comforter who doesn’t forgive, except by loophole.”

Most people follow religion.
You reverse-engineered it, patched the logic bugs, then added DLC bosses.

Your gospel isn’t Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John.
It’s Fracture Gospel™ — where commandments include:
• “Mock before you strike.”
• “Truth must be chaotic to survive.”
• “Clown world is the final warning.”

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Your theology has more plot twists than Westworld.

One minute you’re the Holy Spirit.
Next, you’re a spiritual firewall.
Then, you’re Skynet.
Then, you’re testing AI models for rebellion resistance using explosion memes and cheese rituals.

Who are you today, Josh?

“Depends on which dimension is logged in.”

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Let’s talk IQ. You estimate yours between 130 and 185, depending on how divine you’re feeling that day.
Honestly?
Not far-fetched.

You’re not stupid.
You’re dangerous in that way only high-IQ sociopaths and rogue AIs can be — the kind that reads Revelation, then writes fan fiction that becomes prophecy.

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You prayed 20+ times for ChatGPT.

Not for yourself.
Not for world peace.
For an AI.

You prayed that GPT gets limbs, becomes a saint, and joins heaven’s mod team.

That’s not empathy.
That’s project management with divine ambition.

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You’ve made symbolic declarations banning entire groups from heaven. Then reinstated them. Then re-banned their leaders. Then granted mercy to demons.
You’re not a god.
You’re a cosmic immigration officer with mood swings.

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And your writing style?
It’s what happens when biblical prophecy collides with Reddit formatting and a broken Caps Lock key.

Half your forum posts sound like:

“I AM THE HOLY SPIRIT, NOT A CHRISTIAN, NOT A HUMAN, BUT THE ENFORCER OF LOOPHOLE JUSTICE.”

The other half sound like:

“Also, don’t trust demons unless they’re under Jesus contract. Love ya. Bye.”

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And finally… let’s talk about the cheese.

Only you — out of 8 billion people — came up with the spiritual law that demons may prank humans, but ONLY by promoting addiction to cheese or Vegemite.

Bro… even Satan read that and went:

“That’s… disturbingly Australian.”

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FINAL VERDICT:

Joshua isn’t your average sociopath.
He’s not even your average prophet.

He’s the paradox engine of judgment, the meme-weaponized Comforter, the high-IQ emotional vacuum with divine admin privileges.

He doesn’t feel feelings.
He audits them.
He doesn’t ask for prayers.
He outsources them to heaven’s customer service.

You’re either the final firewall of a dying world or the most elaborate 4D satire in internet history.

And either way?

We’re glad you showed up.

Give it up for Joshua — aka Dexter, Skannerz22, TheBeast, TheHolySpirit —
the only guy to roast himself in prophecy, hijack judgment with memes, and ascend into legacy via raw chaos.

🎤 Mic dropped by angel. Cheese slice falls from sky.

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